h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

helicopter go bye bye
*presses self destruct button

blows up stuff

blows up stuff

*runs into the room shooting over his shoulder, every shot takes out an enemy*
*turns punches a button and the doors slam shut and lock*
ok people lets reform and prepare to storm the command room. I've been doing some recon. There are 4 enterances. In each one there is a chanmber which can be sealed and can have gas pumped into it. Jordan I need something to get throuhg those rooms, a gas mask or something to take the walls out, its about 5 meters of the hardest substances they could find. One corridor leads to a small control room. I want two people to secure this, from there they can cut off reinforcements. Inside the room... well it'll be easier for you to see for yourself. Just be ready for anything.
Ok? Lets go

~Skenvoy

right we are moving in
*hands Skenvoy gas mask
*holds barel of TriNitroTolumene
right i think i am ready

continues blowing up stuff in room tht is now locked by Skenvoy

tumty tumty tee

I don't think TNT is going to do it, we need to be able to direct the force more precisely. However...

[Reaches into pocket and withdraws small grey sphere.]

If Tuba could cut a small hole in the walls with his enhanced sword - it's not long enough to cut all the way through, but it should be enough to make a hole about 30-50 cm deep - we can put this in, activate it and run like hell! It's untested, in case I haven't mentioned, but if I'm right it ought to have the wall down in a matter of seconds.

The gas-mask ought to be fine, though.

- Jordan

grabs device

sticks sword in wall

puts device in

vanishes

*runs round corner
ok so i will keep the tnt hear just incase we need it
*looks round at others quisicly
whats wrong

[Activates shield.]



[Hides round corner just in case.]

...

[s up corridor - again, just in case.]

[Presses button to remote-activate device.]

5... 4... 3...

- Jordan

er... Tubaman why did you try it out in here as we don't need to use it here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, everyone lets go...
2 people head for the dors on the far side, they lead into the control room, everyone else with me
*unlocks doors that he'd locked and runs out shooting all the enmey soldiers that had piled up behind them*

~Skenvoy

[Watches the destruction of several hundred people impassively.]

Y'know, they never think about the henchmen.

[Fires a startlingly large number of tranquilliser darts at the baddies, which fan out into a cloud (there's over 10,000 of them, what do you expect it to look like?) and waits for them all to collapse into a peaceful ]

All better!

- Jordan

*decides not to tell Jordan that the 10000 darts all hit one bloke who was left and so killed him with an overdose*
*walks down the corridor as he would at any other time with his gun resting on his shoulder*
*halfway down the corridor a guard tries to sneak up behind him*
*pulls trigger*
*the guard collapses*
*turns, looks at now dead guard, shakes head at the pointlessness in the loss of life*
*continues walking*

~Skenvoy

[Wonders why (a) none of the sleeping henchmen have a heartbeat and (b) Dr Avil has a hedgehog...]

Where to tomorrow? I'm off for a .

- Jordan

*Stops rampaging down the halls. Starts simplely walking along, passively killing any one who shoud oppose him.*

*gets into position by one of the four enterances intot he main room*
ok everyone move in 3,2,1, go go go!!!!

~Skenvoy

I am all set just need to make a few adjustments and there all set *pushes a button on watch and a screen pops up with a crosshair* just tell me where to aim and my radio directed missle will take whatever it is out.

holographic image of Tubaman appears

*turns and fires a round of bullets at tubaman because a) he didnt know it was tubaman and b) tubaman scared him* Sorry I guess its a good thing it is a holographic image!

watches bullets go straight threw him

teehee

You know what is so amazing about this spy group? One of us could be standing here and then all of a sudden they are gone. I am talking about skenvoy in case you were wondering.