h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

follows Jordan

gets ready to dive for cover when dan presses the red button

Cover? I can't see any reasonably-sized planets around here!

Don't worry, the effect is localised. I hope. I didn't have time to test it... It packs a 2TJ punch, which is enough to flash a few thousand Olymipic sized swimming pools into steam, but it's all concentrated on an area about 5 metres in diameter. The only person in danger is Dan, who might get his hair singed a bit with that shield we worked on.

- Jordan

its ok jordan i dont ave hair to singe *presses red button by mistake 's oh poo puts up weird red shield and blocks our explostion just sees blood scater all over the wall

?

There shouldn't be any /blood/... Are you sure that's what it is?

Tuba, Anthea, let's get out before he works out what I'm /really/ scared of!

- Jordan

puts statis field round Dan

ok lets go

It's up these stairs... to the left, apparently. Oh, there's a terminal interface to a CPU subsystem in that room there if anyone wants to get started on some preliminary hacking/disable part of their system.

- Jordan

ill do it giv me da equitment & il do it pulling out lazer and opening pannel

*Shady appears misteriously*
Lo' what do we ave ere then?
*looks at computer and inquisitavly strokes his beard*
I'll handle this go kick some ass!

runs up stairs see arse kicks it

Shady... take off those X-Ray glasses! It's through a door. Tu... wait a minute!

[Remembers that he packed something that could be perfect for this application.]

I'll just be a second... I've got a few kilos of equipment...

(Hypersonic drill... metaphasic transmitters... multiverse gravio... sub-ether wave filter... teddy bear... shake...

- Jordan

*Continues ing down the hall, holding claymore parallel to the floor, decapitating anything that gets in his way.*

sets up AIHP

lets see wot it does here

Me and shdy guy will do it we dont need ane of dad mumbo jumbu*flings grenade puts a shield round the pannel and waits * thats the sceurity system off lets go and kick a**

mysterious black men spring from nowhere and beat enemies



teh AIHP is gd

wot's da AIHP

Hoo knows?

Artificially Intelligent Holographic Projector.

Erm, Dan, you broke a camera. Do you see it? It's the thing with sparks coming from it...

- Jordan

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Wha-? Did I say something upset you, Shady?

- Jordan

look thair is no need for that
if we are going to do this we need to band together......
that includes you two now shake hands and make friends........

-Anthea