h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Entry: Cause and Effect - A8474222
Author: Everafter_Ending - U2730288

Well, this entry is my first and I don't know what to do now. Needless to say, I could use some help. It's a cause and effect essay using the example of a button, and it's looking for a home. If you donate one review to this poor entry, in need of your love and care, you could be saving it from an existence of hopelessly wandering about in cyberspace. Donate now. You'll be doing the right thing.

Well...I pushed the reply button...now I have another existential decision...do I push the sort of button that says "return to the entry without saying anything" or do I say something?

What if the author doesn't like what I have to say...wouldn't the least risk be to not say anything.

Oh Fudge! I liked this entry, short though it may have been.

Your turn...Push the button...don't push the button...be brave...it's only life, get though it.

Pushing the "post message button"...3...2...1...now

I liked it, kept me thinkig for a while, thats all ways good. Well done, could defnetly be one for the underguide or the CAC, defently not for peer review. Any way, good piece, I liked it alot.

Um... is there a label on the button?

Or does it sit there all fat & sassy, saying 'I'm a BUTTON -- press me for a good time!'?

I personally dislike touching public buttons. You never know what kind of dreckige fingers touched it before you.

Proper prophylaxis only takes a moment...

Or, you can scan the crowd for a humanoid with a spatulate index finger and convince him/her/it to press it.

Thanks,
~Whew, I got the first entry out of the way.
Now I can go home, relax, and think of something other than a silly little button that I may have pushed or may not have pushed, and what would have happened if I had pushed it, and what kind of fate lies in store for the poor soul that didn't understand what would happen in the event that I... ohh never mind.
~Honestly though, thanks for the good reviews, I was terrified for my first one. Thanks.