h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Entry: Happiness, The Secret To - A7729590
Author: Proudwart - U2541856

This entry is about the secret to happiness (although this is debatable).
Please tell me what you think.

UI think its very interesting. I now know what I want for christmas.

If you're saying that you want a pair of iron toesocks for Christmas, then that must mean that you think iron toesocks exist outside a deranged and deluded imagination, and therefor we must conclude that you're insane.
P.S. Didn't you write something on my entry 'How to Choke on a Pretzel?

"By Proudwart

'Just a few months ago, a group of philosiphers worked out the thing that has been bugging the galaxy since its creation; the long saught after, illusive, thought to not even exst exept in a deranged and deluded imagination: Secret to happiness.
It goes as follows:
The Secret to Happiness, according to the philosiphers, is to be insane.
Here is their explanation: apparently, in order to be happy, you need to be wearing iron toesocks (the reason for this is still unclear). However, as any self-respecting pedestrian can tell you, iron toesocks don't exist exept in a deranged and deluded imagination. So, if you think that you have iron toesocks, then you are obviously insane. However, the only way to be truly happy is to think that you have iron toesocks. Therefor, we must conclude that the only way to be truly happy is to be insane.
Please tell me how this works, because I haven't the foggiest.'"


So,let me get this right then Proudwart!

Philosophers sought after an elusive existent 'secret to happiness' that, except in a deranged mind, is not thought to exist?

I think that their long awaited thesis must not have been passed through the spelling check! Doctorates declined; re-submit thesis after further investigations!

Chancellor's Department.

"I think, therefore I am!"

YesI think I did write a comment on 'how to choke on a pretzel'. I'm sort of lurking on the AWW at the moment

I'm so sorry, Frontiersman, but I have become temporarily illiterate and haven't the faintest idea of what you just said about my entry. Therefor, I will make the logical assumption that you thought that my entry was so wonderful that you're going to buy me a Cold One.

I care.

Seriously, BEG, you use too many 3-letter abbreviations. Does AWW stand for 'Atrociously Wet Waterbuffalo', or something like that?

PWt, it obviously mean Alternative Writing Workshop. Honestly, IDK...

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!(noises of frustration and ripping out my own hair!!!!) I mean, I know that PWT is a caracter from Muse Magasine, but as for IDK, I'm not too sure. Does it mean 'I Don't Know'?
P.S. you should really check out my entry Boredom; there are about 42 trillion other entrys entitled that, but look for the one that starts "Boredom has, for countless millenia..." and so on and so forth. I think you'll like it!

PWt, (aka YOU) of course IDK mean I don't know!

I read Boredom, laughed myself silly, fell off my cmoputer chair and got asked if I was on drugs...

Oh, I get it, PWt is short for Proudwart, right? Jee, I can't believe it took me that long to figure that out. I'm going to have a cup of tea.



Anyway, I'm glad that you thought that my entry was SOA.

P.S. ARE you on DOS?

I( think I'm on DOS, at least I don't use MAC. SOA? Well I'm not sure but i supopose it probably was.

Hey, you said yourself it was SOA (Sort Of Ammusing), so don't you go CYM!
As for the DOS, I'm not talking about that ancient thing that ancient computers have. (Hint: it has to do with the last sentance of your previous post. The one talking about boredom.)
Speaking of Boredom, I've changed the name of my entry to "Boredom Banishment 101", so I'll get more people to read it. Have you written any entrys?

PRQ

Well no I'm not actually on DOA like it! As for SOA well I found it RVF, as I said before.

I WAE on 'The Fuzzies' under another account name, about a group of northern actors/writers who skit well known television shows and films. I'm also thinking of writing a more factual entry on Stone Sour (the band)

Ok, I'm guessing that RVF is Really Very Funny, and that WAE is short for Wrote An Entry, am I right?
I've never heard of the Fuzzies; are they AST or something?
Obviously you must be a music fan, so I think you'll like this website:

www.geocities.com/cooperboy2000/csnlewis.html

I think you'll like some of their stuff! (Make shure to sign their guestbook while you're there.)

And NO, the website I'm reffering to is NOT MBM!!!!!

Ooh, PWt, you're getting GAT. The Fuzzies, well they're not A sheep thing (?) but they are very funny although it's basically impossible to get hold of any of their scripts even online.

If you knew one of the members (hint: you do) you could possibly EMT and they would consider SYO. Or a copy anyway. As for their actual performances, they won't be online FAW, not until one of them gets round to it anyways. They used to have a website but they shut it down.

Ok, as always I'll start by interperating the TLAs: GAT means Good At That, EMT means E Mail Them, SYO means Send You One, and FAW means For A While. Whew!


Now that's all cleared up, I want to say that I definately don't know any of the members from the band 'The Fuzzies', hwo I still believe are AST.

Have you ever been to www.homestarrunner.com? If you haven't, you should seriously CIO! (Make shure to check the SBEs.)

Also, AST does NOT stand for A Sheep Thing; that's just so predictable and mundane.