Happiness, The Secret To
Created | Updated Dec 12, 2005
By Proudwart
Just a few months ago, a group of philosiphers worked out the thing that has been bugging the galaxy since its creation; the long saught after, illusive, thought to not even exst exept in a deranged and deluded imagination: Secret to happiness.
It goes as follows:
The Secret to Happiness, according to the philosiphers, is to be insane.
Here is their explanation: apparently, in order to be happy, you need to be wearing iron toesocks (the reason for this is still unclear). However, as any self-respecting pedestrian can tell you, iron toesocks don't exist exept in a deranged and deluded imagination. So, if you think that you have iron toesocks, then you are obviously insane. However, the only way to be truly happy is to think that you have iron toesocks. Therefor, we must conclude that the only way to be truly happy is to be insane.
Please tell me how this works, because I haven't the foggiest.
Just a few months ago, a group of philosiphers worked out the thing that has been bugging the galaxy since its creation; the long saught after, illusive, thought to not even exst exept in a deranged and deluded imagination: Secret to happiness.
It goes as follows:
The Secret to Happiness, according to the philosiphers, is to be insane.
Here is their explanation: apparently, in order to be happy, you need to be wearing iron toesocks (the reason for this is still unclear). However, as any self-respecting pedestrian can tell you, iron toesocks don't exist exept in a deranged and deluded imagination. So, if you think that you have iron toesocks, then you are obviously insane. However, the only way to be truly happy is to think that you have iron toesocks. Therefor, we must conclude that the only way to be truly happy is to be insane.
Please tell me how this works, because I haven't the foggiest.
