h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i believe cooking eggs is a very complicated business, which method of cooking is most favoured? Myself, I prefer eggs that are scrambled, while fried eggs are horrid

Boiled eggs are the best for dipping soldiers in, one of my past times, don'tyerknow.

What's the problem with cooking eggs? Make an omelette.

Why tried to boiled em or to fried em?
Yust drink em!!

whilst the method of delivery may be slightly diferent, the content and final destination of the said ovulation is all the same. What does it matter if one person wants to cover their chickens period with lard whilst another whishes to heat it to a temerature below which the Salmonella bacterium are destroyed.
Let's be honest eggs are the work of a cruel God, who knew EGGsactly what it was doing. Worst of all eggs make......... egg mayonaise (BAULK...cough cough...vom...vom Who let one go...oh sorry thats just my sandwich)

to cat of the man who rules the universe, periods and ovulation are totally opposite things, one involving the lining of the womb and the other eggs, is it this confusion which has warped your mind against eggs? If so be cured right now and go and have an poached egg and toast.

I dont whish to be pickey.... (what the hell am I talking about of course I whish to be picky), BUT ovlation will,
without the introduction of a cock (male chicken) lead to menstruation. Where menstruation is the release of an unfertilistd ovum.
This is without doubt the portion of the comestable that we, or rather you, consume. This is not the opposit ends of a cycle, rather ovulation will happen in the middle of a cycle and menstruation just before

the ends. I hope this clears any misunderstanding as to why I, for it is only my personal oppinion and does not reflect any
opinons of the greater majority, DO NOT DO EGGS!