A Conversation for Egg

lawyers

Post 21

Researcher 38090

where do they go to?
An engineer accidently got sent to hell. Several weeks later God and the Devil are having one of their regular business meetings.
Devil-"Hey that engineer has been so usefull, he's already fixed 20 furnaces, and the mechanised torture chambers have never run so smoothly."
God- "Hang on, you weren't supposed to get him, hand him over, we've got a load of jobs need doing."
Devil-"No."
God-"I'll sue!"
Devil-"Oh yeah, like where are you going to find a lawyer?"


Re: Nice picture

Post 22

Hedgehog

I could never get the hang of Belgium - a bit like Thursdays!


lawyers back to eggs

Post 23

Researcher 38090

And the Devils favourite lawyer, he's yellow, slimey and alcoholic; he's the devil's advocat.


Chocolate eggs and sex

Post 24

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Chocolate eggs and sex is an extremely popular indoor sport at Easter. Played mainly by Catholics I believe.


Hatching?

Post 25

Moose

There's nothing to worry about with your egg, mine went through the same stage but now it's hatched into a very nice librarian and doesn't need the umbilical anymore


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