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Entry: Cats VS Dogs VS Pandas VS Dinosaurs (Completely Irrevalant Name) - A62458482
Author: ftw2g2 - U14304288

A story about Marvin the Robot's ghost with no revelance to any animals other than humans.

As well as some bad puns involvign grammar schools.

This is almost funny. It could become really funny with a little work. I would recommend giving it just a bit more plot, a tiny bit of polish, and removing all the references to already-published works and pop culture.

This may be more work than you'd like to do, but then the story would be really funny.

I enjoyed the idea that you were arguing with the reader. That was so much fun I felt like arguing back. So I did. Here is the result, intended to amuse and help, no mwahahaing and no offence intended :

DEAR WRITER OF NON-EXISTENT STORYLINE:

irrevelant - are you meaning to be comical by using this made-up word? Otherwise, it's 'irrelevant'.

non-existant - that word is non-existent, as well.

each. other. - two. words.

despressed - I am tempted to make up a meaning for this word, but I think you mean 'depressed'.

satifaction - ditto. satisfaction, as in 'we don't get no' when we read this story.

immediatly - immediately (there's this thing on your Word program called a Spell Checker - Marvin probably knows where it is, though the whole subject will des-press him terribly)

I hope the proofread helps. Maybe another reader has some more tips on how to make this story funnier.

Done. Bad pun made out the word despressed included.

Btw I use Works Word Processor instead of Microsoft Word!

Which also has a spell checker... so... in your face!

I think this is better. Funnier. And it moves in a very breezy way.

You still have 'irrevelant' in your title.

I noticed another one - 'blonde' is female. 'blond' is male. (Blame the French, but this is even true if you are British.)

I swear I changed the title... Ah well.

This is quite funny . (Or it's a commentary on the difficulty of writing anything in a post-modernist world where nothing is what it seems.)

Personally, I'm on Marvin's side and would like to see him reduce Darth Vader to tears. (How does he cry in that helmet thing?)

Why do grammar schools have the ghosts of robots? In my part of the world, grammar schools are old fashioned and are more likely to have the ghosts of pupils who have taken so long failing to work out quadratic equations that they have died in the process.

I go to a grammar school. So there. I certainly didn't make it up for a cheap joke.

You have my sympathies.

MVP, if Marvin kept talking to Darth Vader, Vader would probably start to hyperventilate...

Can you imagine what this would sound like?

You two, do y'all follow the adventures of Chad Vader, the evil manager of the local supermarket?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX3aheU0qis

Used to. Got round to the bit where he was attacking the mall or something (while on the night shift, I think), but then got hooked on Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series instead.

Maybe I will include Chad Vader in a sequel... in America!