h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Entry: Where Do Babies Come From? - A2807679
Author: Mr Jester, CEO of the bored - U225120

Some of these I've heard, other's I made up. If you can think of any others I'll put them in.

in an effort to get this higher on the list, I am posting

Very amusing!

Very good - it needs an ending though - maybe you could conclude that all of these are guaranteed to traumatise your kid, and make them the butt of playground jokes when they grow up - give them a modified version of the truth - you know it makes sense!

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I like that. I'll do something like that.

It's got an ending now, not quite like what was suggested, but I think it works well.

The ending does work, it's brought the whole piece together.

I wonder what the C21st explanation will be. A successful ebay bid?

I like the last one the best. Planet Bey'bi.

Good joke at the end. And the milkman one, if you meant what I'm thinking anyway.

what is that supposed to mean? You do think I meant that...?

let's get this back to the top.

Bumping for lizardy to find.

You mean, babies don't come in the doctors bag?

But... um.

Nice one, sir. Put a smile on my face. I was always told that, "Mummy and Daddy make a baby with a special hug that only mummies and daddies can do."

Shut me up for a few years, but I figured it out in the end, I was always a clever teenager, you see.

Yours,

Discus.

Another one I've heard: You call up a place and order one like a pizza, but it takes nine months to deliver. If they're late, however, the baby's free.

The initial delivery may be free, but the maintinance charges are a astronomical!