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Entry: A Begginers Guide to Projectile Vomiting - A2200735
Author: Shadowbane - U549600

Dudes what about this one? Please make some weird comments!

Nice. Nearly lunchtime here as well.

Bit surprised to see the alcohol and dodgy shellfish methods not mentioned. With those ones you won't need a kick in the stomach. Or the one that was in that film where they are all sick over each other - castor oil and cherry pie I think?

For extra satisfaction, try stretching the sides of your mouth at point of vomit. It'll spray out sideways, covering everything in a range of about a metre.

Enough of this.

sprout

A quick shot of Ipicac right before fireing would probalby do as well as having your mates kick you repeatedly in the stomach. It wouldn't leave any bruising either.

Good, if slightly disgusting, read.

Beginner's is spelt beginner's by the way...

Hi all,

I'm not sure having your mates give your stomach a good kicking is actually the best way to induce vomiting...

Shirley the old 'fingers down the throat' technique is the way to get the spray. Or perhaps a good long inhalation with nose and mouth clamped over a bag of reasonably fresh dog doos... à la glue sniffer.

And why Fanta? Is this a bizarre example of projectile product placement?

No, I'm for a slap-up feed at the nearest all you can eat chinese lunch-buffet washed down with a litre placcy bottle of Villageois vino rosso (2 Euros a litre at your local supermarché), a good brisk jog to the target establishment and then a long blast on the sh*t-bag. The Chop Suey will soon be streaming in all it's new-painted claret splendour!

By the way, under what circumstances is this really the best form of revenge - and given the accepted wisdom on the ideal serving temperature of said dish, how soon after consumption would 3 litres of rum n raisin Haagen-Daas need to be tonsil-tickled forth and still be sufficiently chilled?

cya
spiff

Thanks for the insight guys I will pass your hints on to Woody. Keep them coming!

Dude the Fanta reference isn't product placement it's the most volitile fizzy drink in the world. Drinking 2, 2 liter bottles of it and not throwing up is a real art form!