A Beginner's Guide to Projectile Vomiting
Created | Updated Jan 16, 2004
Projectile vomiting has over the past few years gained an almost olympic sport level of competition to it. For those of you have never tried this rewarding past time here are some handy hints.
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There is much debate amongst experienced practitioners of this art of the exact formula of food required to sufficently load you up. In the experience of the local pub lunch crew the Matthew Wood formula is considered the most effective. It is as follows.
- Eat a hearty pub lunch
- Down two 2 litre bottles of orange Fanta
- Stagger back to the establishment of your target
Aiming
Be very careful with this as you will need to tilt your head far enough back to hit the target but want to avoid swallowing your carefully loaded ammo! The laws of physics state the best angle for this is 45 degrees!
Fire!
When the target is in range get your mates to repeatedly kick you in the stomach. If this fails repeat previous steps and return.
