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Entry: My Works - A780185
Author: Arch-Blump Presently The Cynic, A.C.E., Keeper, MuG, Muse, Balwyniti's Royal Conductor, H2G2 Symphony Orchestra's Pianist. - U185231

This is a collection of some of my writings. I'd like to see what any one has to say. Any ideas to improve? Are they crap? Are they gold? &c. Feel completely free withought restraints (I. E.: Go ahead and hack them appart) to comment. Thank you.
Presently.

Well, you've already won points for toughness.
Anything beats the 'please be kind' approach.
Will read everything soon.
In the middle of a self-confidence crisis.
I think I saw myself out of the corner of my eye as other's see me today... I hope it was an illusion. 'Cause I thought I liked myself.







Anyway. I'm not in a position to look at my own stuff, let alone anyone else's right now. It wouldn't be fair to you.
Back later.

Good-God, what's the matter?

Just a Mid-Summer crisis.
The kid's going back to school soon.
The spousal unit's thinking of changing jobs.
I'm having a rethink of my priorities.
Plus this stupid novel I'm second-drafting is giving me fits and seems a long way from being publisher ready.

Just second and third and fourth thoughts about my direction.
Which is not surprising at 40.

I view. Perhaps a good piece of watermellon will cheere you up?

More seriously, perhaps you should think about taking things one at a time?

That would take up less space on my hand when I write down what I'm supposed to be doing.
Thanks.

There ya go!

Arch Blump hasn't posted to site since december and this entry shouldn't be here really since it is a listing of the researchers writings. Proposed move

Don't know if I count as a miner yet, but I agree.

Well.

Hello! Is there any body in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there any one at home?

*Peeps out of corner*
Hi ho....
*Examines last time he posted*
Hmmm. Says 3 days ago. December?
*Looks about perplexidly.*
Well, any way, glad we coud sort out this bussness of note being on site. I shoudl join the lurkers I guess. I read much more than I post.

Sorry about the confusion.

DId you perhaps have some reaction (good or bad, by all means) about My Works? Personally, I don't see why persons in general seem to have such a difficult time about it.

None the less. Most persons also label me as being mad....

or maybe its the . Nah. I don't believe in drinking.

Nevermind that then

Indeed.

However, now that I have captured your attentions, I would love to hear what you think about My Works. Even if you would rather gauge out your eyes then read another word, do tell me this!

I entreat you!

I'll read them it's an interesting idea to put a link page in. It avoids having to read everything in one sitting

That is one of the reasons that I did it that way. It's like going to a library. Just pick a link and 'take out' the 'book' you want.

Hmmm.... Want in quotations marks?

Not wishing to make the same mistake again I'll just ask Arch-Blump, are you there?

Nope, 19 months is a confirmed elvis in my book. Considering this as a third vote, I'm listing it for a move.