h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I particularly like a good bun
Sorry, that should read "a good pun"
'cos a donut won't do
if you slip on a choux

I particularly like a good bun
Sorry, that should read "a good pun"
'cos a donut won't do
if you slip on a choux
the goo on your shoe'll not be fun

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A bunny at Easter came hopping

A bunny at Easter came hopping
From Thorntons, where he had been shopping

A bunny at Easter came hopping
From Thorntons, where he'd been shopping.
The prices appalled him

A bunny at Easter came hopping
From Thorntons, where he'd been shopping.
The prices appalled him,
But what really galled him

A bunny at Easter came hopping
From Thorntons, where he'd been shopping
The prices appalled him
But what really galled him
Was that prices for bunnies were whopping!

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Of chocolate we've now had enough

Of chocolate we've now had enough
Not all of us! I love the stuff

Of chocolate we've now had enough
Not all of us, I love the stuff!
But some find it too sweet

Of chocolate we've now had enough
Not all of us, I love the stuff!
But some find it too sweet
And prefer to eat meat

Of chocolate we've now had enough
Not all of us, I love the stuff!
But some find it too sweet
And prefer to eat meat
Even if the chop is too tough.


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Whilst tidying my underwear drawer

Whilst tidying my underwear drawer
I found more bra's than I could account for

Whilst tidying my underwear drawer
I found more bra's than I could account for
Half didn't fit

Whilst tidying my underwear drawer
I found more bra's than I could account for
Half didn't fit
I felt a right nit

Resisting the OBVIOUS rhyme:

Whilst tidying my underwear drawer
I found more bra's than I could account for
Half didn't fit
Two others were split

Whilst tidying my underwear drawer,
I found more bra's than I could account for.
Half didn't fit,
Two others were split.
I'll just have to invest in another score.

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What is it with boxer-clad males?

What is it with boxer-clad males?
Their sex-appeal just never fails

What is it with boxer-clad males?

Their sex-appeal just never fails

To make my chest thump.

What is it with boxer-clad males?
Their sex-appeal just never fails
To make my chest thump.
But I come down with a bump

What is it with boxer-clad males?

Their sex-appeal just never fails

To make my chest thump.

But I come down with a bump

When out of said garment come snails.
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What's frilly, and frothy, and cute?

What's frilly, and frothy, and cute?
A pint of Boddies in a ruffled suit