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Post 161

Baron Grim

Q: Who was the most popular speaker at the convention for retired alergy specialists.


A: A jar of mayonaisse and a tuning fork.


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Post 162

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

What were the two posetions found to still be in the pockets of Dr livingstone when he was found?

Runny eggs.


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Post 163

Baron Grim

Q: What should NOT put in one's pockets when visiting the kennel?


A: A slinky and a bag of marshmallows.


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Post 164

Shagrath (Join the Metal Appreciators' Society @ A2556489)

Q: Name two things likely to be found in the bargain bin at a sexual pleasures store.

A: A unopened package of CD-Rs.


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Post 165

Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562

Q: If you've just bought a pack of CD-Rs, what are you likely to be looking at?

A: A gin and tonic, a scotch and water and a lemonade.


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Post 166

Baron Grim

Q: What was the title to the unsuccessful original version of John Lee Hooker's seminal song "One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer".


A: 41 days in a leaky boat.


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Post 167

Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary]

Q: What punishment was suggested in 1833 as an alternative to the capital punishment?

A: Over the hills and far away


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Post 168

Cheerful Dragon

Q. How do you describe a 60-year-old who's high on cannabis?

A. All around my hat


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Post 169

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Where did the tellytubies run off too after they got in all that mess with the royal family?

A; Just a little bit.


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Post 170

Cheerful Dragon

2legs, I think that was a simulpost, but your answer works in a very silly way.

Q. What do you put in the mouth of a Fallabella horse?

A. Hanging from a book support and clinging to a tin.


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Post 171

Baron Grim

Ok... Simulposts again (I was about to answer "What is the optimum listening position to hear a karaoke rendition of Patsy Cline's 'Crazy'".)

So now I'll question the answer "Just a little bit all around my hat."


Q: Is there any dandruff in this room?


A: Two coconuts and some ukelele strings.


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Post 172

Baron Grim

smiley - grr


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Post 173

Cheerful Dragon

Argh! More simulposts!

Q. How can you make a bra if you're stranded on a desert island with a ukulele player?

A. Hanging from a book support and clinging to a tin.


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Post 174

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

What impliments doe sGeorge Formby intend to torture happydude with when he wins teh live taylor versus Geroge formby thread?

A;abacus.


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Post 175

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - grrsmiley - headhurtssmiley - wah someonebody help me!


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Post 176

Baron Grim

smiley - runs under a nontable.


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Post 177

Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary]

smiley - yikes I'm sorry! I'm sorry! smiley - wahI'll unsubscribe if it would help!


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Post 178

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - sadface No! Don't unsusceiribe smiley - grovelsmiley - erm What on smiley - earth are we on now?


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Post 179

Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary]

smiley - ermThe last two answers were "abacus" and "Hanging from a book support and clinging to a tin", so I guess the next question would have to be for "An abacus hanging from a book support and clinging to a tin"... which is, of course, "what do you get when you cross a slide rule and a fern?"

And the next answer is: Redheaded.


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Post 180

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Q, What is the main thing that can happen if you don't wear a hat whilst painting your ceiling red?

A; Sweet dew on the grass like myriad diamond threads over the lawn.


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