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Baron Grim Posted Apr 7, 2004
Q: Who was the most popular speaker at the convention for retired alergy specialists.
A: A jar of mayonaisse and a tuning fork.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 7, 2004
What were the two posetions found to still be in the pockets of Dr livingstone when he was found?
Runny eggs.
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Baron Grim Posted Apr 7, 2004
Q: What should NOT put in one's pockets when visiting the kennel?
A: A slinky and a bag of marshmallows.
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Shagrath (Join the Metal Appreciators' Society @ A2556489) Posted Apr 7, 2004
Q: Name two things likely to be found in the bargain bin at a sexual pleasures store.
A: A unopened package of CD-Rs.
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Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 Posted Apr 7, 2004
Q: If you've just bought a pack of CD-Rs, what are you likely to be looking at?
A: A gin and tonic, a scotch and water and a lemonade.
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Baron Grim Posted Apr 7, 2004
Q: What was the title to the unsuccessful original version of John Lee Hooker's seminal song "One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer".
A: 41 days in a leaky boat.
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Apr 7, 2004
Q: What punishment was suggested in 1833 as an alternative to the capital punishment?
A: Over the hills and far away
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Cheerful Dragon Posted Apr 7, 2004
Q. How do you describe a 60-year-old who's high on cannabis?
A. All around my hat
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 7, 2004
Where did the tellytubies run off too after they got in all that mess with the royal family?
A; Just a little bit.
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Cheerful Dragon Posted Apr 7, 2004
2legs, I think that was a simulpost, but your answer works in a very silly way.
Q. What do you put in the mouth of a Fallabella horse?
A. Hanging from a book support and clinging to a tin.
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Baron Grim Posted Apr 7, 2004
Ok... Simulposts again (I was about to answer "What is the optimum listening position to hear a karaoke rendition of Patsy Cline's 'Crazy'".)
So now I'll question the answer "Just a little bit all around my hat."
Q: Is there any dandruff in this room?
A: Two coconuts and some ukelele strings.
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Cheerful Dragon Posted Apr 7, 2004
Argh! More simulposts!
Q. How can you make a bra if you're stranded on a desert island with a ukulele player?
A. Hanging from a book support and clinging to a tin.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 7, 2004
What impliments doe sGeorge Formby intend to torture happydude with when he wins teh live taylor versus Geroge formby thread?
A;abacus.
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Apr 7, 2004
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Apr 7, 2004
The last two answers were "abacus" and "Hanging from a book support and clinging to a tin", so I guess the next question would have to be for "An abacus hanging from a book support and clinging to a tin"... which is, of course, "what do you get when you cross a slide rule and a fern?"
And the next answer is: Redheaded.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 7, 2004
Q, What is the main thing that can happen if you don't wear a hat whilst painting your ceiling red?
A; Sweet dew on the grass like myriad diamond threads over the lawn.
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