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Ih-Dschieh Posted Jan 29, 2008
What do you get if you force-feed Cher?
In the wash basin.
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HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 Posted Jan 29, 2008
Where do incompetent tap dancers find themselves?
Arlene Phillips's little black book
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Ih-Dschieh Posted Jan 30, 2008
What would G.W. Bush take with him on his journey to hell?
Half a ton of chocolate
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Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) Posted Apr 11, 2008
Q: What exactly did Henry mistake the pile of elephant dung with, causing him to get sick?
A: Red marshians
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mikeyc0312 - Humans are mad. How else can you describe a creature that spends large amounts of time arguing with itself? Posted Apr 14, 2008
What might live in a red marsh?
Absolutely nothing at all, whatsoever.
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Icy North Posted Apr 14, 2008
Q. War (huh) What is it good for?
A. Only if you inflate it first
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Ih-Dschieh Posted Apr 14, 2008
Is there a way to get the brain of G.W. Bush to the size of a peanut?
There are at least six of them around.
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U695218 Posted Apr 20, 2008
Have you seen any sides of a hexagon?
Only when it rains in the morning.
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Ih-Dschieh Posted Apr 20, 2008
Do you take a shower regularly?
If it was that easy I wouldn't try.
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U695218 Posted Apr 21, 2008
Why are you trying to analyse that apparent clue?
300 grams at 6 o'clock.
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Cheerful Dragon Posted Apr 21, 2008
Q. What do you wear on your head during a bad outbreak of acne?
A.All-purpose spot remover
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U695218 Posted Apr 21, 2008
What's 'Dalmation Bleach' used for?
In the oven, then the morgue.
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Icy North Posted Apr 21, 2008
Q. What's the tagline for that new reverse cremation technique?
A. In the pits
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Icy North Posted Apr 22, 2008
Q. Can you remember the names of Frank Zappa's kids?
A. Just what the doctor ordered
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HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 Posted Apr 30, 2008
Q. What did Trudie REALLY put in Sting's Xmas sticking?
A. Waspish humour
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Ih-Dschieh Posted May 3, 2008
What do insects practise when they throw pies into each other's faces?
Yes, but please don't try that at full moon!
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- 6004: Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) (Apr 11, 2008)
- 6005: mikeyc0312 - Humans are mad. How else can you describe a creature that spends large amounts of time arguing with itself? (Apr 14, 2008)
- 6006: Icy North (Apr 14, 2008)
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