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Post 5981

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

Which chocolte biscuit snack do elephant slike least (the can't get the wrappers off)?


A: Black treacle and dustbins


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Post 5982

Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune

Q. How can one make oozing black daleks on a budget?


A. Centurion.


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Post 5983

grr

What can I go to that roman themed fancy dress party as?

Car Boot Sales.


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Post 5984

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

Where can I get a new boot for my car?



A: Two lengths of soggy string and a false beard.


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Post 5985

Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!)

Q: What do I need to play a frenchman at a play?

A: What you have always wanted.


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Post 5986

Terliwig Renfrew Hidalgo worship mina here A39119024 go on you know you want to

Q: what are fish liver and pigs bladder?


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Post 5987

Terliwig Renfrew Hidalgo worship mina here A39119024 go on you know you want to

A; Giant lobters skiing down a free way


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Post 5988

grr

Q:Why were you late for work today?


A:ohh yes.


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Post 5989

Terliwig Renfrew Hidalgo worship mina here A39119024 go on you know you want to

Q; can yu eat that dog from the churchal add

A; half limo half badger


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Post 5990

Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!)

Q: How do you accurately describe george bush's foreign policy?

A: You dont.


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Post 5991

boredlaura

Q: How do you answer this question correctly?

A: Flub-a-dub


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Post 5992

grr

Q (adressed to Bill or Ben's son, or maybe they did one of the types of In-Vetro Fertilisation, who knows)What would your father say?

A. A sign saying "Owls Neck Here->".


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Post 5993

boredlaura

Q: According to Ross Noble how far do you pull the duvet up when tucking in a baby owl?

A: Ziggy Stardust


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Post 5994

Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!)

Q: Who thinks he is the funniest comic in the world?

A: Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law


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Post 5995

Einmoto - CoachAntony

Can you tell me the name of a good lawyer?


A bloody nose!


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Post 5996

Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!)

Q: What did George have, which made George lift Sarah's red skirt to wipe his face with at the party?

A: Wow. That took 3 months!


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Post 5997

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42

Q. How long did it take to post a question to the previous answer?

A. 3 feet of bungee cord


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Post 5998

originalBillyBob

Q: What does John Prescott hold his trousers up with?

A: A dog with three legs


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Post 5999

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42

What was the Leaning Pee of Towser?

Keira [Twice] Knightley


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Post 6000

originalBillyBob

Q: When asked to rate popular actresses of today out of 10 and you said 'I'd give her one!' who were you referring to?

A: A rasher of uncooked bacon.


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