h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Tea?
Never drunk it before.
Hmm.
Nah, no thanks.

Milk???

Thankee.
[drinks the entire glass in one gulp]

Wow, that was impressive... ~grin~

Did you name that fish Greebo?

Did you name that fish Greebo?

No not yet...

What fish?
I've been gone for a little bit and they've changed the forums! Yay!

The Grin has a babel fish that needed naming... it was done by a poll... and the voting is now over and the fish has the name of Donut.... ~grin~

*Rings Bell*
Well, seeing as it works why not give it another go.....
*PING!!!!!*
Whoppee, anyway, Miss Greebo T. Cat, please may I reserve the Austin Powers room?. I have seen it's available and can't resist the tacky charm of it and I'm sure I'll be having some fun times in there.
*dirty grin*
I can afford the rent of 15 doughnuts a week and feel that is is a fair price. So come on darling, hurry up and give me the key!.
RedWills-Political Prisoner

~Greebo awakens~ Errr... oh... ~weak grin~... ~Greebo wipes away the cobwebs~ ~and the dust~ Sorry about the mess... Now the key to The Austin Powers Room... ~grin~ Here you go Sir... http://www.h2g2.com/F41559?thread=53310 Please enjoy your stay....

*moans in a semi-drunken stupor*
Than you my pretty, you be the finest cat I've ever laid my drunken eyes on. Have a doughnut.

RedWills

~Greebo eyes the doughnut...~

Er RW... how can you see... with eyes so red???

Ah, my pretty, my eyes are red indeed, maybe I can cast that off as another reason for the nickame.
*eyes burning*
My dear, do you think you could help me into my room?.
*stumbles over*
RedWills

~Greebo's eyes open very wide~

But if me leaves... who will protect my doughnut????

*ponders*
I have no idea but please help a man in need. These colours on the walls of the Austin Powers Room are making me dizzy.
*falls over*
But they are truly shagadelic baby!.
RedWills

I would like to check into the Gladiator room please. It appeals to by alter ego, Cleopatra. Especially all the warm water and mosaics, my men servants will love the Galdiator decor. As Queen of the Nile, I demand this room.

Ohh, a bossy one. I command your masses of slaves to rise up and overthrow you!
Also, maybe we can get together sometime for a coffee?

Then the room is yours... your majesty... ~grin~... oh word to the wise... me thinks RedWillis is a bit of a casanova character... so be careful with him...

Nice to see I have a reputation on here, albeit a bad one.
Don't worry your majesty, I don't bite, I like to suck myself...