h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Any problems with your rooms... don't hesitate to tell me... and me will prolly do absolutely nothing...

Tee Hee

Tum tee tum...

~Greebo polishes the desk~

Tee tum tee...

~Greebo straightens the picture at the back of the desk...~

~Greebo arranges some flowers in a vase... and places them on the desk..~

~Greebo rushes down staors after hearing her name taken in vane... she leaves a note on the desk beside a smart looking brass bell... ~

[RING BELL IF ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED]

*Baldrick wanders up, and pushes the bell three times before he realises it doesn't work*

PING!!!!!!!!!!!!PING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*He leans on the desk*

~Greebo upon hearing the non-bell... rushes up the stairs... trips on the top step... and lands in a heap at Baldricks feet...~

Wowa... ~grin~... whiffy!!!

~Greebo climps to her feet... jumps behind the desk... hides the sign and smiles at Balders~

How can me help you sir???

Well I was wondering if there was an opening for someone to think of different themes for rooms.....just a few samples here....I can elaborate if you wish.......

The World War One room (in French or Eastern variants)

The Lister room

The Rimmer room

The Kryten room

The Witchsmeller Pursuivant room

The Bath + Wells room

Wow... thanks Baldrick.. ~grin~... but me has to wait for a few of the room already available to go...

No problems - if you're running out of rooms just let me know!

~grin~... well it's not exactly popular at the moment...

It'll work

*wanders off in search of spiders*

Thankyou for the vote of confidence Balders... ~huggle~

I just thought I'd point out that you've missed a letter 'a' out of the word statues on your advert for the gladiator room, it currently reads 'sttues'...... Now can G2C2 give you service like that?

Funny you should mention it... ~grin~... G2C2 beeped something about that the other day... me told him to go and fix it... but he obviously had other things to do...

...like I said, hardly top of the range service..

Decided to drop by...

~Greebo's head... and luckily the rest of her body... pops up from beneath the counter...~

Hello... ~grin~... can me help you???

...Probably not ..

Dunno. I'm beyond help, as far as my mind.

Well how about a nice cup of tea then?