h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Mew!

Oh, here we are! Look, everything's bright and new! By the way, my friend Ickle Con just became a field researcher, and will probably be popping in here eventually. Don't mind him, he's with me.

Goody.

[male] }And now we get back to the subject of our name{

All League Entrants must add the line:

Visit the Official H2G2 Pokémon League! Please!

to their respective front pages.

[male] }Hold on a sec --{

[cut to the male opening a new window. He opens a bookmark entitled, "H2G2" and is transported to his front page. He clicks on "Edit page", scrolls down, and pastes the text in. Two blank lines are above it and the link is cut in half. Mewtwo deletes the two blank lines and puts the link back together again. He then clicks on "Update introduction."]


[male] }Done!{

[female] {And now for something completely different: our names.}

I recommend that the male Mewtwo only go under the name of Mewtwo whilst the female Mewtwo goes under the name of something like Marge or Doris or Lucy or ... [tries to list all the feminine names he knows, gets confused ... ] or Mermsey or [ ... and starts mumbling unintelligibly.]

An idea of mine finally caught on! Regarding the names, I agree that the male go by simply Mewtwo, and the female be Mewtwo Two(more original than Mewthree), or Mewtwo 2;Cinnibar Island's Revenge. Alternatively, they could take a leaf from the book of Team Rocket. The female could be Cassidy, the male Butch, and to finish things off, YK could be the Sundance Kid. I don't expect this to catch on as well as the Home Page suggestion...

You needn't worry about that catching on.

[female] {Yes, we'd probably crush any proposals Billian made in that direction.}

[male] }What do you mean by "we"?{

[female] {Precisely what part of "we" -- oh, I get it.}

[to female] Excuse me, but I need to write a Random Name Generator in BASIC. [runs off to do so]

[female] {I wonder what he'll come up with.}

Does Vekura sound good enough for you?

[female] }Sounds good. Could you send us the message?{

[email protected]

I was going to say, "What message?" except that I figure it must mean the random name generator. Only if you solemnly swear not to tell my name to anyone.

[Vekura] {Damn.}

[male] }I solemnly swear that none of us will tell your real name, whatever it may be, to anyone on the internet, unless they tell us it.{

[Mew] "Mew!"

Righto!

[goes to another window, gets to his E-mail stuff, reads a message from someone called Ioreth, writes something in response on the subject of making fun of iMacs, and finally gets around to attatching a DOS program to a message to Mewtwo.]

[male] }That'll work.{

[Vekura] {In the meantime, why don't we check our e-mail, hmm?}

Yes, go ahead.