h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As much as we'd all like to see Fiend Dead, i'm afraid that the genuine peril sensors, whilst online, will prevent the death of anybody in the forum. It's a bit like respawning in Quake etc..
The sensors can be taken offline but only with express permission by me or Mr_Hazmandoo

*Tough he is Dead*
Then as S.P.F.K walks off a volley of snow balls hit him.
He hits the deck with a thud
Then out from behind a rock pops evil Fiends head
"You killed good Fiend"!
S.P.F.K lies silent on the floor

so mr grunts what you are saying is that fiend will neither die
this is just like a reacurring nightmare
i may as well kill my self
"dark-angel gets a rope ties it to a tree and fixes the rope firmly
around his neck wilst standing on a chair"
good bye creul world
"a tear forms in the corner of dark-angels eye as he relises his
dreams of destroying sam are obliterated and then he kicks the
chair from beneath his feet and falls"
THUDDD!!!!!
owww!
"dark angel dazed on the floor"
i cant even kill my self because of those bloody sensors
"dark angels pulls him self to his hands and kness and holds his
head and trembles with anger"
YOU B*ST*RD MR GRUNT
WHAT KIND OF SICK FREAK ARE YOU TO MAKE A WORLD LIKE THIS
I CAN NETHER ESCAPE
"dark angel looks at the floor for couple of moments in silence and then
looks up in relisation at sam with a evil look in his eye and a sinister lookin grin"
but i supose it has its advantages
i can course endless pain to sam
"Dark angel bursts in to laghter which sounds like hes on the brink of madness"
its all clear to me now
"dark angel breaks off a sharp icicle and charges at sam and plunges it deep with in
sams torso and watches him fall to the ground writh in agany and he finally stoped
squirming and gave his last breath aas he died his eyes fell on mine and al i could do is smile
,he then disappeared in blue light only to resporn out of my view"
i'll kill you again and again
until relise my hatred for you!
"dark angel stands there smiling as the wind wistles around him and light dims"

*Dark Angel looks around to see where Fiend is and notices S.P.F.K had gone*

Scene: In the Forest

*Sam respawns in a flash of green light. He looks around and it is
dark and silent in the forest!*

*Then Sam/Fiend hears whispering all around him ghostly voices of
a 1000 souls!*

*Then from behind a tree steps me*
*I then throw my Rune Blade at Fiends head but Fiend ducks the
blade, it sticks in a tree*

*Fiend then goes to pull the blade out of the tree but as he goes to touch it
a spark of electricity hits his hand from the blade*

"Hey no fair" Says Fiend

"The Blade is booby traped" I say in my Ghostly whispering tone

*I grab the handle of the blade and pull it out with one hand*

*I pull a spade and rope out and Fiend flinches. I then tie him
up and start digging a hole*

Hour Later and one very deep hole

*I then throw the tied up and crying/sobbing Fiend into the hole and fill
it in*

"Why me, Why me, What have I done"? he says as the dirt muffles him.

*Once finished I head back to the main snowball fight looking for more victims*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Well Fiend once again you've proved that you have the wit of Oscar Wilde and the intellect of Steven Hawking

*sarcasm mode*

Ok all you snow ballin freaks out there the room has moved to its new location

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=34762&thread=44629

enjoy

really
poke-raven
(dark angel says wilst poke him in the eye)
everybody laughes and rushes over to join in and soon anxer, s.p.w.k, mr grunts and hazmando are there
pokeing him)
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