h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Damn my poisoned tea scam almost worked damn you hassmandoooo GRRRRRR.

Damm you MR PIG
Evil Me and Good me hides behind a snow dune and pummels Mr Pig with snowballs

*Lobs snow at Raven*
Eat snow RAVEN!!!!
Go on, it's only frozen water
I've gotta go, i'll be in the doughnut stall if you need me
*Exits arena*

Oi Birdie

Team Poke suck arses!
Evil Me and Good me give Raven a barrage or snowballs

*fiddles with something right in the middle of the arena*

*gets up and runs away*

HAHA I've left a NUCLEAR SNOWBALL BOMB in the middle of the arena which is set to detonate as soon as I leave

*runs out of the arena and follows MrGrunt into the donut stall - the bomb detonates engulfing Fiend and Raven in snow and thus wins the battle,if not the war!!!*

Ha you may have won this battle but the war is not over it is FAR FROM OVER MWHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Evil me pulls something from his jacket
a extra spice mexican thingy eats it in one and
BBBBBUUUUURRRPPPPP!!!!!
belching fire melts the snow and slightly crisping Raven

good me pulls something out, something long and big.
Its a snow bazzoka
aims it at poke raven
Eat this!
the force is so great it flings good me into a snow dune behind him

The rocket hits poke raven and .........

Fiend you are such a retard.

*The rocket detonates, sending a shower of snow of Poke-Raven*
*Mrgrunt quickly pauses play as he relays some more snow*
Restart!!
*Buries Fiend in the snow*

hey losers
you think your cool
well your nothing compared to me
im so cool im on ice all the time
"slides at them on a sheet of ice"
hear eat this
"throughs a snowball jam packed with ice and stones at poke-raven"
gives a good-lookin grin
"teath sparkle"
Frosty
"saying smarmerley"

hey jimmy
its mat
sorry i didn't grace you with my presence today
but you can have this instead
"picks up a snowball and hurls it at mr grunts"

*Gets mouthful of Snow*
Grrrrrrrrrr
*Pulls out his snowzooka and lets Dark Angel eat some*
Haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*Walks into the arena with a BFG 5,000,000 loaded with snow*

EAT SNOW DIRTBAGS!!!

*Presses the trigger and is hurled back with the recoil - All the other occupants of the arena, however, come off a lot worse*

lucky my cat like reflexes let me pull out two dustbin lids
and rebound snowzoka misslie @ hazmando
and rebound the bfg 5000000 @ mr grunts
sh*t that was za close un
i give the tweedle dee (hazmando) and tweedle dum (mr grunts) a mean stare

I'm back, *pulling out a bucket of water*
All the occupants of the room laugh!
Fiend smiles and
*throws the bucket of water at poke raven*
It covers him with water and because of the sub zero temperatre of the room
poke raven freezes into a lovely ice statue
Ha HA HA HA HA

I'm back, *pulling out a bucket of water*
All the occupants of the room laugh!
Fiend smiles and
*throws the bucket of water at poke raven*
It covers him with water and because of the sub zero temperatre of the room
poke raven freezes into a lovely ice statue
Ha HA HA HA HA

*Snow engulfs Mrgrunt*
Gmmphh!!!
Thassit, THEY CALL ME MRGRUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Launches into a snowball frenzy which no-one can dodge*

leave him alone you poor excuse for a human being
"mat pulls out a portable heater and places it next to grobb"
"after grobb warms up i pick up the heater and wang it at sam"
eat dis scum

Then out of a snow drift CHARGES S.P.F.K!
He charges over to Fiend dazed on the floor from the smack in the face
from Angel. Picks Fiend up by the throat drops him into a icey lake through
a crack in the layer of ice on the lake and drop the electric heater in after him!
*Alot of Sparks of electricity and girly screaming from Fiend and then it goes quiet*
* Then their is sadistic laughter from S.P.F.K!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Did you see that
he lighted up better than a bulb!
*Sam/Fiends body bobs up to the Surface and every one stand and stares*
* S.P.F.K walks of whisling and chuckling while playing with his 10 inch blade*