A Conversation for The Mt. Sandcastle Snowball Arena
The Snowball match
Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) Started conversation Mar 7, 2000
Welcome, this is no-holds barred, combat snowball fights. Only restrictions are that you may not kill each other.
BEGIN!
The Snowball match
Mr Hazmandoo (also know as Seven-of-Up to the crew of the Esirpretne) Posted Mar 7, 2000
HAR HAR Please join to talk, drink, dance - sod it SNOWBALL FIGHT
*Lobs a handful of snow at MrGrunt*
The Snowball match
Fiend Posted Mar 7, 2000
Die Evil me
*Lobs snowball at Evil Me*
PATHETIC
*Picks up snow covered mountain and chucks it at good me*
oh shit!
*it misses*
Excuse me while I change my pants
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Snowball match
Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) Posted Mar 7, 2000
*Retaliates by hurling snow back at phil*
Have at you Vagabond!
*Lugs snow at Anxer as well*
The Snowball match
Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) Posted Mar 7, 2000
*Gracefully summersaults over Haz before slam dunking snow down the back of his shirt*
Gotcha!
The Snowball match
Researcher 113899 Posted Mar 7, 2000
Hello fellow snowball fighters
*picks up the minigun equivilant of a snowball lobber*
who feels lucky?
The Snowball match
Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) Posted Mar 7, 2000
I do Anxer!!
*Runs at Anxer, yelling a death cry*
The Snowball match
Researcher 113899 Posted Mar 7, 2000
*Anxer starts lobbing Snowballs at Mrgrunt*
Feel my Wrath!
The Snowball match
Mr Hazmandoo (also know as Seven-of-Up to the crew of the Esirpretne) Posted Mar 7, 2000
*jumps on Anxer and steals his minigun, snowball firer thing*
EAT SNOW SCUM!!!
*Fires an arc of deadly snowballs engulfing everyone*
The Snowball match
Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) Posted Mar 8, 2000
*Mrgrunt pulls out snow grenade*
Remember kids, don't try this at home!
*Pulls pin and skillfully chucks grenade down Fiend's trousers*
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
The Snowball match
Raven The Monk Posted Mar 10, 2000
Hello its TEAM POKE Raven here. Man this place is deader than Elvis man. Where is everyone? Gee and
I really wanted to try out my new snowball machine. DARN YOU ALL TO HELL.
TEAM POKE RULES DON'T FORGET.
The Snowball match
Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) Posted Mar 10, 2000
*Snow grenade explodes, sending Fiend flying*
ELVIS LIVES RAVEN!!!!!!
*Demonstrates his point by flinging snow at Raven*
Liven up a bit!
The Snowball match
Raven The Monk Posted Mar 10, 2000
HA YOUR SNOWBALLS CANNOT HURT ME LOL YOU FOOL YOU WILL SURLY DIE. *RAVEN THROWS A
REAL GRENADE AT MR GRUNT* CHEW ON THIS.
The Snowball match
Fiend Posted Mar 10, 2000
Fiend does a quick metamorphic move and splits into two
Evil Me and Good me
Evil me gets Mrgrunt in a bear hug while Good me fills his pants with snow
Now that what i calll a frozen chicken!
The Snowball match
Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) Posted Mar 10, 2000
*Snowball arena's genuine danger sensors notice grenade and deactivates the grenade*
Remember, no genuine killing Raven
The Snowball match
Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) Posted Mar 10, 2000
Good, now i'm numb from the waist down!
*Breaks free from evil fiend and buries his head in the snow*
*Turns to face Fiend, Music from the Kung Foo scene in the matix starts up from Joanna's jukebox*
Hit me, if you can.
The Snowball match
Raven The Monk Posted Mar 10, 2000
*Raven says sorry to MR GRUNT and pours him a cup of warm tea.*
The Snowball match
Mr Hazmandoo (also know as Seven-of-Up to the crew of the Esirpretne) Posted Mar 10, 2000
Forget that tea MrGrunt - I'll get the evil Fiend and you grab the good fiend!
*They both jump the seperate entities of Fiend and pummel them with snow until they both cry with fear*
The Snowball match
Fiend Posted Mar 10, 2000
Evil me is struggling in the snow
its all up to Good Me
The tensons buliding
Mrgrunt is smiling
*Camera turns to Good Me's face*
F**K this an dpulls out a 9 milimeter and puts a bullet in mrgrunts head.
oh terribly sorry old chap!
The Snowball match
Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) Posted Mar 10, 2000
*Snowball arena death detectors stop the bullet, millemetres from Mrgrunt's head*
I'm warning you Fiend, don't try to kill anyone, it'll get you no-where, not in H2G2, not in life
*Joins forces with Haz and pummels the good fiend with snow*
Key: Complain about this post
The Snowball match
- 1: Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) (Mar 7, 2000)
- 2: Mr Hazmandoo (also know as Seven-of-Up to the crew of the Esirpretne) (Mar 7, 2000)
- 3: Fiend (Mar 7, 2000)
- 4: Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) (Mar 7, 2000)
- 5: Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) (Mar 7, 2000)
- 6: Researcher 113899 (Mar 7, 2000)
- 7: Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) (Mar 7, 2000)
- 8: Researcher 113899 (Mar 7, 2000)
- 9: Mr Hazmandoo (also know as Seven-of-Up to the crew of the Esirpretne) (Mar 7, 2000)
- 10: Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) (Mar 8, 2000)
- 11: Raven The Monk (Mar 10, 2000)
- 12: Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) (Mar 10, 2000)
- 13: Raven The Monk (Mar 10, 2000)
- 14: Fiend (Mar 10, 2000)
- 15: Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) (Mar 10, 2000)
- 16: Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) (Mar 10, 2000)
- 17: Raven The Monk (Mar 10, 2000)
- 18: Mr Hazmandoo (also know as Seven-of-Up to the crew of the Esirpretne) (Mar 10, 2000)
- 19: Fiend (Mar 10, 2000)
- 20: Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) (Mar 10, 2000)
More Conversations for The Mt. Sandcastle Snowball Arena
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."