h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I like the new drop down menu thing, it's very interesting. I like interesting things, they keep me occupied and make me forget how sad I am.

WbB

~happy grin~... Glad you like it Wilson... nice to see you online again... cheer up... it can't be that bad can it???

*Rushes into forum...*

Does some need cheering up? *Produces large bottle of happy juice and offers it to Wilson Brown-Bear* Be careful - too much could instigate uncontrolable giggling!

*alicat strolls in with a box of blue "love" doughnuts. Hands the box to Greebo* I have some salmon flavoured love for Bear.

Me thinks Wilson can only get online every so often... he depresses the computer so he says... hmmm... ~grin~... me can't think why...

Thankyou for the doughnuts... me LOVES them... ~big grin~

Ah! Poor Wilson... *Gwennie gives a knowing nod* I have the same problem - just received my Sky Talk monthly bill with £47 of internet calls on it!!! No joke when you're on Income Support. *Gwennie sighs and also starts to feel sad* Methinks I'll have to keep my visits to h2g2 to weekends only *choke*.....

*Reaches for bottle of happy juice and takes a huge swig... Starts to giggle insanely...*

Gwennie, what you really need is a big hug and a few blue love pills. I have some blue love doughnuts that I stashed away for Greebo, but I think you need the extra boost. Monkey Boy loves you too.

*Huggles alicat* Thanks very much - just what the doctor ordered! I'm feeling better now because I changed my ISP today and get free access evenings and weekends now, so I'm hoping the bills will come down *crosses fingers, toes and everything else...*

* GOD - almighty walks, alright glides in, (well you try to be the narrator for a meta-physical being) carrying more donuts than can be good for a sentient beings digestion *

I thought you might like these...

* evidently he is is in a benevolent mood (i had better ask for a raise, or at least be raised from the dead when I pop my clogs, oh hang on, he doesn't like it when I interrupt his grand entrances) *

* he thinks to self perhaps the clubhouse theoretically cannot fit such an abundance of donuts, he capriciously tells physics to go to hell *

* Physics is a little crestfallen, as he thought it & GOD were forging something of a real friendship *

Did any body bring the spirits ?

- I'll have a Bloody-Mary, if it's all the same to you...

Thanks for the doughnuts my snuggly friend... ~grin~... me needs them to get over the shock of thinking me won't see my Gwennie so often... ~sad grin~... but me feels better now she changed her ISP... ~happier grin~... me will still eat the doughnuts though... so just leave them in a pile in the room through that door that just magically appear in the wall on your right... You know the one with the big sign saying DOuGHNUTS ROOM... ~grin~

*Gwennie snaffles a doughnut before Greebo scoffs the lot!*

Mmm! Yummy - ta muchly my good omnipotent friend.

Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.... it's naughty to snatch Gwennie...

Ooops! Sorry - I forgot that manners maketh the man but as I'm not a man, I suppose I'm excused!

*Tries to look sweet*

Please may I have another doughnut, Greebo?

No... mine... all mine... ~Greebo laughs manically~

I think Greebo has gone crazy, Gwennie.

~Greebo giggles to herself, whilst stuffing doughnuts in her face~

It must be me, I do that to people at times.

WbB

That's okay... I know Greebo can't help her addiction to doughbuts (oops! - Fruedian slip there !)........ I mean "doughnuts"!

Greebo will have to learn to share one day, when she has kittens to look after!

NEVER... Doughnuts are all mine me tells you!!!!

*Gwennie peers in doughnut box to find the contents and Greebo have vanished*

One day that cat will get too fat to be so quick!

~snigger~

*Gwennie picks up telephone and orders a delivery of fresh doughnuts in a Greebo-proof safe...*