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Just as soon as we figure out the plot some more. So ... howabout ...

[thinks]

Ash loses, and Gryphon is about to kill him when Mewtwo suddenly saves him, blowing the house up.

[Mewtwo] }Sounds like a good idea.{

[Vekura] {And then Gryphon tries again, and Mewtwo takes the hit, stating that his kids'll take revenge.}

[Finishes popcorn]
[Gets ready to follow YK, Mewtwo and the others to wherever the heck it is they're going]

Good idea! And there's another explosion, and Ash remembers, and then Mew comes along and convinces 'em that it really /is/ in their nature to continue Pokémon training ... ... ... ...
...
...

[Mewtwo] }Ooh! I know! Er, how long is this after the TV show?{

It's two years after Yellow and a year before Gold. You thinkin' of adding Team Rocket to this mess?

[Mewtwo] }More or less. Let's say that part of the disbanding of TR was due to Jessie and James' descision of: "If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em!"{

[Vekura] {So Jessie and James are now good guys!? Oh, no, not MORE last names!}

Ugh. Let's not try.

[Mewtwo] }Okay, so much for Team Rocket.{

[Vekura] {Any other ideas?}

No, I meant let's not try to come up with last names. [considers] Come to think of it, we don't need Misty's, either.

[Vekura] {Oh brother.}

[Mewtwo] }So, more ideas for the plot? I have an ending in mind...{

Howabout ... a Houndoom chases them to the edge of a cliff, at the bottom of which is the ocean ... and they're then stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea!

[They both groan]

Well it was just a suggestion!!

[Mewtwo] }Get Bill involved, using a time machine.{

[Vekura] {And Gary. I want Aerol to have a chance at this.}

[Mewtwo] }Hello?{

Hi.

[Mewtwo] }GET ON WITH IT!!{

EEP! Okay, okay, okay ... http://www.h2g2.com/A478343