h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right then! Mewtwo, what's your idea?

[Mewtwo] }My idea is that you let me handle this. First, we go to Earth.{

[YK] Earth!?

[Link] You heard him.

[Pull back revealing Navi (duh), Mackenzie, YC, YQ, Zelda, and Nerfal]

[YK] What are you doing here!?

[Mackenzie] Kevin knows we aren't gonna sit back and let you hog all the fun.

[YK] Oh bazz fazz.

[Mewtwo] }You are not all going. We've got to be patient here.{

[YK] D'OH!

[Mewtwo] }Say ... didn't you say that in the other forum?{

[Vekura] {That's you all over.}

Something tells me you haven't got any actual ideas.

[Mewtwo] }My idea is that we make a "movie" like "007: The Donuts Are Not Enough."{

[Vekura] {Or howabout we see what YK's got?}

[Mewtwo] }Let's bloody go to Earth.{

[Alone. Utterly alone in Space. The black depths of Space. And the stars...]

[The POKéMON logo appears, and then fades away.]

[It is replaced by the words, "Eve of Darkness", which fade away in a similar fashion]

[Mewtwo] [Voice-over] }I am one of the most powerful Pokémon in the world.{

[Swing around to Earth]

[Mewtwo] [voice-over] }There are very few humans whom I feel any emotion for, much less respect.{

[Start to zoom in]

[Mewtwo] [voice-over] }But, one particular human saved me from my greatest enemy ever: myself!{

[It starts to fall toward the planet]

[Mewtwo] [voice-over] }And so, I felt a sort of ... obligation towards keeping him safe...{

[The view plummets toward Mt. Silver in Kanto. Ash and Misty are seen on the base]

[Misty] You want to do WHAT!?

[Ash] You heard me. We're going to climb this mountain.

[Misty] Yeah, but you know what they say! Few people who go to challenge the Gryphon ever come back.

[Ash] But even if we do, at least Mt. Silver has some pretty rare Pokémon.

[Cut to a PokéDex; it shows Mt. Silver]

[PokéDex] Mt. Silver: a mountain in Johto. Pokémon have been discovered there as powerful as the ones formerly seen in Cerulean Cave.

[The image on the PokéDex changes to a man, dressed in black, with a flowing, dark blue cape]

[PokéDex] Gryphon is a man who makes Pokémon battles duels of life and death. He primarily uses Dark-type Pokémon. Dark-type Pokémon are considered universally evil.

[Munches popcorn]

[Cut to Ash and Misty, climbing up a winding path. Ahead of them is a log cabin]

[Ash] Well, there's the house.

[They enter]

[Gryphon is there, looking regal.]

[Gryphon] So ... you wish to take the challenge of DEATH??

[Ash] You bet. And I'm gonna live through it! [twists his hat backwards]

[Misty looks nervous]

[YK] CUT! [lowers megaphone] Okay, people, it's a wrap!

I say we continue this in an actual Pokémon page. Who's with me?

[Mewtwo] }A good idea.{ [gestures to the boom] }Are you sure that picked up my telepathy?{

Ah, yeah. Now let me make a new page...

[Mewtwo] }When?{