h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't knock free health care - esp. when your addiction to h2g2 gets a little too much and the psychiatrists get involved (nothing cheaper than an NHS shrink )

My ohone bill was so outrageous from last month I almost fainted - and, there you go, another opportunity for our trusty health service. (I'm going into hospital in a couple of weeks to have my tonsils removed - hence blind optimism re. NHS. But how will I survive without h2g2...)

It's a very tough question - as I use Uni compys, I couldn't H2G2 over the summer... It was terrible - I still have nightmares now.