h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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*meanwhile is somewhere under this area, abou 20 feet down*

*following his targets bio-signiture, walks into the grave yard disturbing he local night animals*

*Espys the figure diggin the grave*

You know to tresspass on guild property means an instant contracton you, plus you don't want to go digging up the past. The guild has buired one or two historical figures that we don't want to bring up again

So, we meet again Mindbits.

*Whistles a strange tune and 20 NPC's appear*

I didn't say I would be coming alone! Meet my magic teacher and Master, he's a Geomancer, these guys ae my classmates who are all Arch Sages and the rest are my students.

And thats not all!

*Isross' hands glow nd dark magic is perfomed and Zombies and ghosts appear from the ground*

I have no choice but to kill you right now! Everybody attack now!

What is death to a robot?

*Draws power sword and readies his pistol*

Dear me all this for one foe, whats the matter afraid to take on one assasin all by your self?

Simple death to a robot is being dismantled and exploding.

*Readies a spell*

You won't beat me!

*The Undead NPC's attack and the magician NPC's cast their spells and suddenly Mindbits is surrounded by a circle of spells heading towards Mindbits*

And don't say I can't control these guys, I'm a necromancer as well

*a antimagic antighost spell put in place long ago is triggered and encirles the graceyard area*

*Mindbits braces him self for the storm*

So the only way your leaving now is by walking out.

So, you had a curse on here well.

*Draws his sword and the Magicians draw their swords too*

We can destroy you still.

*Mindbits is surrounded and everybody attacks quickly*

*The image of mindbits flickers and vanishes, two seeker bullets fly into the aor and start to home on Isiross*

Theres 1 of me and 20 (at least of you) that means im 20 times more likly to hit one of you

*Suddenly I'm right behind you*

You say this is homing in on me. Well lets just say if this tries to hit me you might get hit in the process and you might just hit my weakest student

*Stabs Mindbits repeatedly then clings on to Mindbits*

Yeah!

*a beam of red light comes up through the ground and disintegrates some of Isross's whatever-they-ares, darting around from foe to foe, and then to isross*

*appears from his home in a nearby crypt*

*would enter the battle but there's an antighost spell*

*however if he enters, Spectre(AK) is the God of Undead and can control any undead creature*

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*Appears beghind an automated gun the bullets close on thier target. Other side of the grave yard one young aprentice sprouts a large glowing blade through his chest and the collapses on the floor the real mind bits shimmers into view*

You have to know where i realy am to stab me but ill give you full makrs for tring