h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well you are getting unfair.

*Runs out of the anti magic circle*

So the Were-Hydra's come to play!

*Causes an earthquake*

Try this for size

*Spectre lurks, hopefully entering the battle soon*

I have evidence taht I was the God of Undead long before you joined h2g2. I could control undead in teh battle with Acid and still can*

*Dives a side as a large rock disloged by the earth quake fall where he was, shimmers and is gone again*

You are right there is a lot of rock beneath me. But doesn't that mean you may get crushed like a lemon near a landslide!

*ecoing around the grave yard*

Well that could be messy, thought i don't think you will get far trying to crush a ghost

*Two rounds are about to impacton target*

*Teleports away from the bullets*

You are forgetting that I'm OUTSIDE of the magic circle giving me the advantage!

*Casts a spell that summons a meteor*

Now then...

*removes it, but only aroudn the graveyard*

[Spectre]
*dominates all the Undead in teh area*
*they all attack*

*Suddenly a blinding ball of light appears in Isross' hands*

I can use the holy element meaning Undead hate this

*The meteor is about to hit and Isross throws the ball of light down onto the ground resulting in a circle of light going outwards vapourising most of the undead*

Playing with big gunz wont win this for you.... yes you may scar this lovely site of death with a big crator. but it wonk do any other good.

*Sound reverberating around the area*

Well I'll have you know that a meteor created by a spell cannot affect anything in the antimagic field anyway...
Also I'm a... skilled... user of magic...
*casts Shapechange*
*turns into a Red Dragon*
*throws a fireball at Isross*
Seriously its like 5 of us vs. one of you!

[Spectre]
*goes incorporeal*

So!

*A sheild surrounds Isross*

I'm bored so heres my next spell

*A big explosion occurs spreading out towards mindbits*

Now then you were saying

*There is a brife shimmer to be seen as the flame wave passes mindbits location and then he's gone again*

A shield, eh? well, it's *just* a shield

*uses his wing-winds to push Isross into the Antimagic field, removing the shield*

*The sheild is still there*

I too am a VERY skilled magic user, I could of destroyed this field ages ago. And plus if you use any magic on me it won't affect me cos I have a good magic resistance.

<I'm sorry, have youever played D&D?>