h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[I've just posted to the 'other' Classical thread, so it should be near the top of the MC list.]

How many Lim'rick threads do we need?
Seven's enough, you'll surely concede

How many Lim'rick threads do we need?
Seven's enough, you'll surely concede

No, one more won't hurt

How many Lim'rick threads do we need?
Seven's enough, you'll surely concede
No, one more won't hurt
Though it might disconcert

How many Lim'rick threads do we need?
Seven's enough, you'll surely concede
No, one more won't hurt
Though it might disconcert
All those who'll accuse us of greed.

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The Beeb - in its wisdom - one day

The Beeb - in its wisdom - one day

Gave our Charlotte Green a bouquet

The Beeb - in its wisdom - one day
Gave our Charlotte Green a bouquet
Made out of barbed wire


(think I might be showing my age )

The Beed - in its wisdom - one day
Gave our Charlotte Green a bouquet
Made out of barbed wire [Penny, how do you DO those emoticons?]
And prickly briar

jane c. said [Penny, how do you DO those emoticons?]

just click on the pictures under the reply box when you type your reply. It will look like (but in lower case) in your message, but will give you a lovely piccie when you post. I expect there's a thread on here somewhere telling you all about it.

Now I need to think up a rhyme for bouquet...

The Beeb - in its wisdom - one day
Gave our Charlotte Green a bouquet
Made out of barbed wire
And some prickly briar
She ate it, now there's all hell to pay


[thanks Penny for the tips - but still can't see the things to click on][mental age of 3, me][plus visually challenged]
This is the only one I can do 'cos the clever gremlin inside my laptop translates it into a Nimage.
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To Lim'ricks you can get quite addicted

To Lim'ricks you can get quite addicted
They're great for the mentally afflicted

jane: for smileys go to: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/Smiley
There are lots!


To Lim'ricks you can get quite addicted
They're great for the mentally afflicted
THey over heat the brain

To Lim'ricks you can get quite addicted
They're great for the mentally afflicted
THey over heat the brain,
Cause no end of strain






[Thanks Thutmose3 - Penny helped me out - I needed to change something I don't really understand in My Preferences][and it worked ]

Excuse me for interrupting - to get to the smiley page simply click on a smiley

The add smileys feature below the post message window is only available in the Brunel skin.

For more info (and lots of other hints and such) "Hints and Links for New Researchers" page at <./>A719840</.>

To Lim'ricks you can get quite addicted
They're great for the mentally afflicted
THey over heat the brain,
Cause no end of strain

'cos the outcome just can't be predicted


I 'spect we'll now have an outbreak of Smileys

I 'spect we'll now have an outbreak of Smileys
Not if we all meet at Mother O'Riley's

I 'spect we'll now have an outbreak of Smileys
Not if we all meet at Mother O'Riley's
Make mine a bubbly



[good Smiley tip from Feisor, thanks! }

I 'spect we'll now have an outbreak of Smileys
Not if we all meet at Mother O'Riley's
Make mine a bubbly
I'll go for that - doubly

I 'spect we'll now have an outbreak of Smileys
Not if we all meet at Mother O'Riley's
Make mine a bubbly
I'll go for that - doubly
Bottoms Up! Which reminds me of Kylie's!


It's a pain that Smileys don't copy

It's a pain that Smileys don't copy

It stops lines from being too soppy

It's a pain that Smileys don't copy
Well, most people think they are soppy