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Post 12641

Geggs

First things first: I don't hate octogenarians.


Geggs


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Post 12642

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Someone*s been messing about with the timezone dial on my alarm clock flashlight.


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Post 12643

Geggs

You're like a bus with your shaving!


Geggs


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Post 12644

Ivan the Terribly Average

Someone's been hanging fish out to dry on the verandah again.


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Post 12645

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Should I say something to the fella who is throwing chicken bones into his garden from his porch? Or should I let him rat himself out?


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Post 12646

stjustpaul

The committee did not say yes but did sing


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Post 12647

Geggs

Want to like what your see as good as you smell? Exotic to the eyes is handsome man muscle Fabio that makes you want the buying.


Geggs


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Post 12648

stjustpaul

The corn plasters do not work on mayflies no matter how hard you wind them up


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Post 12649

Geggs

Ladies and gentlemen. The queue you are in does not exist. THE QUEUE YOU ARE IN DOES NOT EXIST.


Geggs


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Post 12650

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Please read the operating instructions on the reverse side.

Edis esrever eht no snoitcurtsni gnitarepo eht dear esaelp.


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Post 12651

Geggs

Don't talk to the clown!


Geggs


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Post 12652

Ivan the Terribly Average

You can't always want what you get.


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Post 12653

The Groob

Oh my god! You've put the aubergine up the wrong nostril! Call Grant Bovey and tell him to bring the fake beards!


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Post 12654

Geggs

There were television appearances - when he called by the BBC's studios our security men decided that although no dogs were allowed in, the regulations didn't actually mentions lions - and Christian was welcomed in.


Geggs


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Post 12655

Lear (the Unready)

I'd just like to emphasise that I'm not Scottish.


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Post 12656

clzoomer- a bit woobly

I had a dog like that, but it ate paint.


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Post 12657

Geggs

The question should be whether or not those law breaking wallabies should be brought to justice for indulging in illegal substances. The law makes no exceptions for no-one no matter what their excuse is or even what species they may be. They are not setting an example for their joeys nor for any other marsupials and I fear this could become an epidemic of outback size proportions.


Geggs


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Post 12658

clzoomer- a bit woobly

That seems at first glance to be supperficial.


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Post 12659

Herenna - southpaw for now

I'll have my people call your fleas.


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Post 12660

stjustpaul

We can fix it with a packet of crisps and a spanner


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