h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

only on Thursdays, after i've fed the flying pigs :@)

*no, in fact it's a faux pas to get /on/ topic!*

I can stand like fruit lice, myself.

I'll have a read then.

It's a new head gasket you'll be wanting, mate.

B

Does it come with rice?

When we were walking yesterday, I actually saw a bright yellow umbrella.

...topped with smoked anchovies and served on a greasy brown paper bag!

...but the phenol group stopped it from bonding! How they laughed.

Well it's not really a tatoo, more like a brand I got from a policeman's motorcycle exhaust.

Americans didn't invent the word "soccer," we just use it! *Mutters to self*

...and that is why the side of the building is painted to look like a clock that stands at eight forty five.

I'm hungry and the fridge is full of things I don't want.

Well you'll never guess, it turned out that it wasn't actually fudge!

below the land there is the sky
it sits upon the stars
and shines a middling in the night
to drive away the cars...

So he drove on up in his Cadillac convertible and demanded a Q-tip.

But I thought that teleportation wsn't physically feasible? Oh well, how wrong can you be?

There's only so many times that you can eat english muffins on the way to work before you start craving something like... I dunno, a croissant.

No, no, tele*vision* not tele*tubbie*.

I far prefer lemon sorbets...

So is that a *long* little or a *short* little?