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Post 281

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

I don't know how my beard can be tickling you from this distance...


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Post 282

Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured

It takes a special kind of woman to perform under these conditions.


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Post 283

Teasswill

The Chippendales are here next week.


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Post 284

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

That ceiling is far too high.


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Post 285

Go stick your head in a pig :@)

The vicar has exploded.


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Post 286

RMF Art Vandelay: Missing- Presumed Fed[Hero], Join DISF at A925391!

That will take FOREVER to get out.


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Post 287

Go stick your head in a pig :@)

Burger King refused to comment...


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Post 288

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

Insulting Banjo's isn't clever young man!


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Post 289

Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured

Now they brought that down upon themselves!


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Post 290

Go stick your head in a pig :@)

12 million dead...


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Post 291

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

And that's why Oliver Reed got a Tattoo on his smiley - bleep


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Post 292

Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured

Newsflash - Jamie Oliver, "The Naked Chef", not really naked. News at eleven.


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Post 293

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

I don't know it all happend so fast!


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Post 294

RMF Art Vandelay: Missing- Presumed Fed[Hero], Join DISF at A925391!

...which ineveitably means certian doom for us all...


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Post 295

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Remind me - what does the Mother Superior use to prune her roses? smiley - rose


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Post 296

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

I can tell this much, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight!


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Post 297

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Who said that?

(Nun Secateurs smiley - nahnah)


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Post 298

Gaffer

Smell my beard!!


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Post 299

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

Putting a Bullrush up there won't solve much...


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Post 300

Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured

Lager and curry - it'll cure what ails ya.


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