h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

92. Is there always a vague smell of bum in your front room but you don't know where it's coming from?

93. What's your favorite pebble?

94. Have you ever sat in wet sand?

95. How often do you have to change the lightbulb in your bathroom?

96. Marmoset, Monkey or Chicken?

97. Have you ever travelled faster than sh*t off a hot shovel?

98. Were you actually bred from Orcs residing under the darkest tower in Mordor?

99. Your favorite colour?

92. Is there always a vague smell of bum in your front room but you don't know where it's coming from? might be mine

93. What's your favorite pebble? somewhere on a beach

94. Have you ever sat in wet sand? yes

95. How often do you have to change the lightbulb in your bathroom? hardly ever

96. Marmoset, Monkey or Chicken? to eat ? chicken, to pet marmoset

97. Have you ever travelled faster than sh*t off a hot shovel? yes

98. Were you actually bred from Orcs residing under the darkest tower in Mordor? no

99. Your favorite colour? red

100. Have you ever f*cked a Pirate?

100. Have you ever f*cked a Pirate? Does it have to be a real pirate or does somebody in pirate costume count?


101. Did you ever see that movie with that guy who was in that TV show?

100. Have you ever f*cked a Pirate? no


101. Did you ever see that movie with that guy who was in that TV show? thats an ambigous question

102. Have you ever been set on fire?