h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well - not quite sex, but as the forum itself says "more naughtybits". Ah, there were once geese running around in a sea of duck tape. What a time we had. What foie gras we had.

Perhaps it's time we put this forum gently to sleep, and looked for naughty bits elsewhere? It's been a good little forum, but all things must come to an end...

}What's foi gras?{

A type of pate made from geese.

Tasty. French. And garaunteed to make vegetarians vomit in disgust...

Actually, its garunteed to make anyone vomit in disgust.

Of course it is, its made by the French!

We'll have less of your xenophobia, my lad

Oui; c'est dégoûtant ça, Patrick! Les personnes françaises sont merveilleuses. Et son foie gras, aussi.

}Okay...{

Sorry I think my experiences with French teachers has really badly affected my opinions of them. Emily I guess they are marvelous in some ways......can't think of any though....

Non, Emily, ma cherie. Vous avez tort. Les francais sont plutot affreux. Je ne les aime point, beinqu'ils aient de tres bonne nourriture.

Bof.

Bonne anniversaire, au fait...

Merci. Did you notice the rather impressive use of the subjunctive? Well did you?

{No. I take Spanish.}

Well let me assure you that it was wonderful.

Alright so I finished French in July and have forgotten most of what little I know, please Emily tell me what is going on and can we move away from my remarks to pastures new?

}Depends on what your remarks were.{

Remarks about the French in general.

}Ah, that.{