h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ooer ! contract as in hit man ?? what sort of people are we mixing with ??

Blimey Johnny K - how enthralling - we are mere amateurs - we bow at your altar or summat!!

B, Adrian is on days from tomorrow for a few days - no doubt we'll hear from him then

Cuthbert is a sure fire hit with the ladies, but mainly because until Adrian turned up he was the only one we had

Loola-jolly

Who's annoyed the woman or the daughter - I'm confused

Basill - I don't need advice I'm in enough trouble as it is

yeah me too B, but that is why I think when the story fully emerges - we will be captivated - tell us all Johnny and remember we are readers so make it in the style of romantic fiction, k!!!



Lucy-joannabelle

Now - daughters can be the devil - I was once queueing outside a "gatecrasher " event when my daughter phoned me and said
" have a good time mum - please behave and remember dont have too much to drink and NO drugs "
I felt about 14yrs old

Don't listen to her Cuthbert - you're still the only one for me

The daughter was pretending to be annoyed, Basill...

Just tell us then - let's just listen and not give any advise - please Johnny K TELL US - enquiring minds need to know.....

Johnny you are in so much trouble precisely because you haven't had OUR advice - trust us!

we could have a muse about johnnyk's cyber love life ( or real life if you like )

But I can't shut up long enough for anyone to tell me anything!!

that is true Bas, but it is entertaining - lol

I'm going to go and get myself a drink - no don't panic - and that should give Johnny time to lay it all out for us.

LzB

smitten ?
tell me the clues again - how come our humour is identical - u at 4x and me retired and in a home ??

clarence farrell

No - My cyber life is fine, *really* - Just that the person I'm chasing has got a wicked sense of humour which her daughter shares - so I got stiched up like a kipper ...Allthough I'm worried about my survival chances, as she has threatened to invite me up, on the strength of my flirts ....

What *have* I let myself in for down here !!

I am waiting - agog !!

ST - admit that your name is Christopher Francis - I know I'm right!!! Which home are you in - do you dribble?

Hah, until B gets back no-one will be nice to you and won't listen to any of your old rubbish about being young, fit and lithe!!!

Sorry ST, but baiting you is a great blood-sport....

Laxidasical-Jane

Now Johnny, my rule in life is when flirting - NEVER say something that you have no desire to follow up - SO, dya wanna go and meet her?

Enquiring minds are bending over their ovaltine ready for your answer, right B!!!



LJx

Cuthbert - I always did have the frame of reference of a 70 year old!!! But don't worry I'm back now. If I had gone for a drink, drink I wouldn't have been back for about oh 5 days