h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

aye.

Brian walks in slightly out of breath.

"Sorry I'm late ladies, I was out by the pond in the garden, having a little go at fishing and then I heard all this commotion so I thought I'd best come in now. They werent biting anyway. Running up them stairs has got me all huffin and puffin."

"Anyway now, is that the old eye of the tiger over there then? Want me to wander over and pick it up. No problem if you do."

NO!! *grabs Brians arm* wait

*wanders in to the song "Born to be Wild"

Ey oop, there's sumat afoot!

Don't go near that there eye Brian!

*grabs Abby's arm to help restrain Brian*

Pretty eye...pretty eye

*goes into a trance*

Must...own...shiny...object...

*yanks Ayeka out of the way, thus letting go of Abby's arm*

Be afraid Ayeka, do not walk towards towards the light.....

*sighs*
too easy thas fake i bet you

*the eye blows up*

Your right

Aren't you glad you weren't near it now?

you can take it

We can take what? The eye, or the potential damage to Ayeka?

The FAKE eye none needs it

Nah, got no room in my, rather stylish D&G bag for *that* eye

Want the real one,
Want the real one,
Want the real one,

*looks around to see if anyone else has noticed the tantrum*

*lights fag*

calm down dear NO REAL EYE FOR ANYONE!!!

a tooth, then?

or a finger?

*picks up a finger from the floor...*

Wonder where the hand that owns this finger went

*Gets out fishing rod and hooks eye from over the other side of the room then reels it in*

"Righto, I'll put this in me welly for safe keeping, it'll make a lovely ornamental stone for me garden that will"

*drops fake partially exploded eye of the tiger into top of welly boot*

What do we do now?

Find the real one

somewhere *fineshes Ayeaka's sentance*

*scratches her head and looks around.*

Right...