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can i join the darkside pretty please

If you join you won't find anything pretty here, just darkness.

ok can i join the darkside ugly please

The darkside .. of the moon is that perhaps?

ill join if you have any cheese

is this sort of an underground resistance.....

Is this the recrument page for the army of the dark side

I only ask because I,ve had a devil of a job to get here.

Sounds good to me

may i ask what the dark-army actually does?

So how to I join? do I have to do something dark!

Nope! You just have to ask And no where not an underground movement, and yes this is the recruitment page! All we do is kinda..well nothing..we spred the darkness..

let me join please

Sure Welcome on board.



*Have a cookie*

does it have cheese in it

urrgh a cheese cookie.

what about mini cheddas

dark mini cheddas?

why not

Can i join the darkside please