h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

having a foot in mouth disorder

/\ what laughing makes you miserable ?

Not going that route, i would be told it's womens work "Jolly good, you go & hammer hell out of the nearest mammoth then, in yer knickers, never mind the snow, you're a Gaul"

Nah, just handed him spare staples & a better pair of scissors, assured him his front bits stick out further than the back bits. Neglected to mention it was his tummy, not his *ahem* i was referring to.

zdt

Nice one Terri

Not at all Rats Squeak don't walk on eggshells on my account I've got Rhino hide , How do people refer to you? Death? Rats? Squeak? all 3?

its usually TDOR for short, sometimes followed by a what about you?

Reef, Reefy, RG, Oi You and others which can't be used in polite society

Dead Rat & Reefer maybe? Sounds like either a 70's detective team or some sort of biological warfare. Or a theme pub in Notting Hill.

zdt

Dead Rat and Reefer, I like it I can see us as 70's detectives, the polyester blouse and crimplene trouser suit will suit me really well

hey I wanna join! Id like the big hair!

Oh Yeah the 'Farah Flick' I never had one because I was in competition with a girl called Jennifer for who had the longest hair in my class at school

hehe. so can i be a member of the '70s restarted'??

Yeah, Charlie's Angels

good enough name! Makes up for being miserable

Maybe that should be Charlie's s

Having a runny nose

ahh wolfie here hoping that you are feeling better soon
And I am miserable cos i have been dragged to my daughter's kirate lesson's after having a crappy day at the office when all i wanna do is lie down.....

I am with you on that - I just want to rest but I've got two dogs here looking at me like they never get taken out.

I'm with Wolfie as I have the sniffles too.