h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Are you a telewest user m8?

From the amount of times I have to re-boot a day, I would definitely say that the answer to that question is YES!!

As mozelda elegantly stumbles into the midst of a conversation, she screams:

"TELEWEST S*CKS!!!"

Then she scurries away again to throw her digibox at the wall before rebooting!

moxxxx

Hiya Mo.

Couldn`t wait to elegantly stumble into this conversation could ya!? Its the subject line that did it!

I totally agree with you and I`m sure that if anyone else notices the subject line, there will probably be a stampede.

Have you had the (cough cough) `upgrade` yet?

The SENT mail says who has SENT it and not who its TO!!

We KNOW who sent it unless some invisible, mysterious stranger has taken over our fingers, it was US who sent it!

I feel like ing!!

That is definitely rapidly becoming my favourite button.

Jane

Hiya Jane!
How're you ing doing?!

No, I've not had the ing upgrade yet and it sounds weird so I'm not sure if I ing want it!

The sent emails bit sounds strange. "Ooooh look, "I" sent all those ing messages!"

Has the address book feature been added yet? That would be ing handy!

moxxx

PS: I like the ing button too!!!!!

Oh Jane, I'm soooo for ing so much in that last message! Don't know what came over me, just turned into a little for a moment! I'm usually such an as well! I blame telewest, they're turning my brain to mush! I'm sure they make us angry on purpose in the hope that one by one our heads will explode!

moxxx

pssssssst... here's something to calm you down...
A844256

hi everyone by the way... hehe...

loup

Helloooooo!

No need say for ing about ing Telewest Mo!! They ing well deserve it!

I`m sick of the ing s!!

I really, really, REALLY wish I could swear properly on this site, but I ing can`t!!

Telewests pure intention in life is to test the patience of us s and turn us into s!!

But WE SHALL RESIST! Our battle will not be in vain.

(That was a joke by the way!)

Let`s hope loup has the answer and is the hero of the day!

Jane


Hi loup!! Mo and I will be extremely grateful for the link as long as it doesn`t take us to Telewest Head Office!

I`m about to find out though, and if it DOES take me to Telewest, I shall be back to you!!!

I`m away for now.

Jane

Mo... forgot to say that the address function don`t work!!

Haven`t even seen one since they disappeared it!

jane

loup,

Tried the link and it wasn`t Telewest. Phew!!

So glad I didn`t have to you!



Jane



MO!

Mis-read what you asked, so I`m here for the third time!

I shall have to log out so I shut up for a bit!

Nope, they haven`t put an address thingy on.

RIGHT! Now I`ve done that, I shall log out cause my

Jane

?????????????...

loup

Jane, I think you may be going slightly mad! (well, more than usual!)

DO NOT surrender to the evils of telewest brain mashing!

Have a to calm your nerves!

By the way, "Hi Loup!"

err... hi mozelda...

loup

Hi Mo!

MAY be going slightly mad?!!! I think I hit that target AGES ago cause for some reason, men in white coats have been trying to snare me for years! I've managed to avoid their grasp with the help of plenty of vaseline, but its getting too expensive a habit.

It must be something in the water cause The Mad King lives by me and we're as bad as each other!! What the heck, all adds to the spice of life!

I am definitely feeling a bit

A sounds like a fantastic idea but I havent got any, drunk it all at the weekend.

Give me a whiff of Brandy and I'm like Homer with his s!!

Oh well, away I go again!

Jane


Hi loup,

Like the s

yeah some of the smileys are great... my favourite ones are: and but i do time to time use these too:







loup

Hi loup,

Yep, I noticed the when you were, oh so diplomatically, guiding us to your link.

I've thought of putting in some suggestions for others actually but they would be things like 'tease' 'flirt' 'sulk' so I thought I better not! Might give too many clues to my personality and we can't be having that now can we!!

'mystery'.. that would be another good one.

Believe me, I haven't worked MYSELF out yet, so no-one else has got a CHANCE!! I'm doomed!

See! there's another idea for one, 'doomed'!! I could keep em busy for ages!!

I like the because I want to live in one.

I also like but it doesnt show up so well for some reason.

I want to ask you something being as you're something of an expert.

I've been trying to read a couple of MicroManiacs stories and when I'm on the digibox, it keeps shooting me back up to the top and won't let me read them. I know he talks a lot cause he's like me, but its getting me .

I got a message from him I think, so I'm gonna go now to check that out.

Be well and be happy Sir Knight.

Jane

mmmmmm.... the digibox not letting peeps read our mad king stories?!... we can't have that innit...

strange tho' as they are not that long... if you tell me which ones i will have a look...
maybe i'm so used to trick the digibox i might be doing something automatically when things like that happen so i don't notice anymore... i do tend to play a lot with the yellow and blue keys...

talk later...

loup

Hi loup,

As regards the stories, I can`t remember exactly which ones I tried to read or how I got to them, but it doesn`t really matter for the moment because when I reply to him, I shall ask him how to get to them in more detail.

If I still have trouble, I shall let you know if that`s ?!!

I`m going to ask you something else out of pure curiousity but you can ignore me if you wish. (Curiousity being the bain of my life!)

The reason I want to ask is because you are of French ancestry and I wondered if you had ever looked into one of my favourite, thought provoking interests.

Have you ever heard of the Merovingians?

If you have, have you looked into the associations between said Merovingians, the Knights Templar, the Prieure de Sion, the Rennes-le Chateau, Cathars, Bertrand de Blanchefort, the Holy Grail..

.. ignore me, as I`ve said, I was just curious, it doesn`t matter.

Well, now you`ve got me into `thinking` mode (blame you! ), I shall be gone for a little while.

Take care,

Jane

... rennes.le.chateau...
the templars... err... yep!!!!...... we've been talking about it in LD's politics room a while ago... and various other historical figures with this kind of background...

i was supposed to write some entries out of all what we discussed there as somehow some of them seem to be stangely linked to my theory about the MIB's origins...

when i say my theory i should say my follow-up of someone's theory... but never mind... hehe...


talk later...

loup

Hi loup,

I`m a little piqued now! I wish I had seen that discussion but thinking about it, even if I had, I wouldn`t have joined in. I`m a strange one to be sure!!

I have a fascination with the Templars, always have.

As regards all the other things I mentioned earlier, they are all tied together in one nice, neat, controversial bungle!

Have you ever read the book `The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail`? If you havent, you should, it makes for fascinating reading.

The MIBs!! Strange persons who seem to appear after UFO sightings to either persecute or shut the mouths of witnesses. Are those the MIBs to which you refer?

Project Blue Book had some interesting tales of these `entities`!

I have theories of my own as regards these.

Theres actually a good photo in one of the BBC news pages that is associated with someone I used to know. The reason I mention it is that this particular photo reminded me of MIB`s!!

What`s your theory!? Now, come on loup, don`t do this to me... PLEASSSEEEEE!

Oh no, my curiousity has got the better of me yet again. Curiousity killed the cat they say....

..... I should be ok then!

Jane