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Post 1

what you know as km

I can't wait to go home... but I can't wait to get back, either. And when I do get back, I can't wait to go shopping. And I also can't wait to go shopping at home, but for different stuff...

Yeah.

Happy vacation everybody!

I have class today. But that's it.


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Post 2

beetle, return of

Shopping you say? Some illigeal fireworks you say?


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Post 3

what you know as km

Er, well no...

Discussion that took place before I typed what I was going to type, causing me to forget what I was going to type:
Paul: Will ya still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64?
Jen: How old is Paul now?
KM: Fifty... sixty. 58.
Jen: Wow.
KM: Yeah. He's only got a few years left before he finds out, but...
Jen: Yeah, but...
KM: Well, I'm sure she *would* still need him, if she wasn't so...
Jen: Dead?
KM: Well, yeah.
Jen: Mmm.
KM: I guess that doesn't really count.
Jen: Yeah, but he's got a new girlfriend now.
KM: So I heard, but I don't think that counts either.
Jen: Why not?
KM: Not much of a time trial, six years.
Jen: Isn't it strange how we keep up with famous people and whether they have a girlfriend or not? (Nameless friend) was telling me the other day that Anne Heche is marrying a guy. She decided that was just a phase in her life. We were wondering how long it will be before (other nameless friend) decides the same thing.

Interesting? No, but this is my life.


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Post 4

Spartus

A few years back, my friend turns to me and says, "Hey, my bank ATM number is 1861942. Know what that is?"

I looked at him, confused, for a moment, and said, "Replace the 6 with a 7 and it's my phone number, all jumbled around", which it was.

More confused, he said, "Really? It's Paul McCartney's birthday. Weird." We both agreed it was weird. I don't see him much anymore.


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Post 5

what you know as km

Because you, disguised as him, withdrew all the money from his bank account and left town?


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Post 6

Spartus

No, he wasn't unconscious long enough.


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Post 7

what you know as km

That scheming son of a bitch.


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Post 8

bubster

Hit early, hit often. That's what I say. "Hit early, hit often." See?


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Post 9

beetle, return of

*hits bubster, runs away*


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Post 10

bubster

I guess I asked for that...
*falls over*


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Post 11

Classic Krissy

*walks in with an ice pack*

We go through more of these things around here. Does Spartus have his bank number or what?


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Post 12

beetle, return of

So youse can buy more ice packs?


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Post 13

Classic Krissy

Or a car.

Whatever.


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Post 14

beetle, return of

Or a Vespa?


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Post 15

Classic Krissy

Or pay off my stoopid overdrawn account and be able to eat... yeah.


Sorry, I just took a look at the bank balance an hour or so ago and I'm sweating bullets. This is decidedly un-good.


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Post 16

beetle, return of

*offers an un-cola*

Perhaps if you turned vegitarian for awhile. Grass is cheap. I could send reciepies of cheap food if you like.


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Post 17

Classic Krissy

Nah..it's not the eating part that's expensive..it's the phoning London part that's expensive. Do you have a cheap vegetarian solution for phoning London?


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Post 18

beetle, return of

*offers a string and 2 cans of peas*


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Post 19

Classic Krissy

Ahhh! I should have known you'd have all the answers! smiley - smiley

*eats peas* This will make me hear better! And the string is to exercise my earlobes for better catching of the vocal vibrations! Maybe I'll never have to use the phone again!


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Post 20

beetle, return of

*rigs up a tin can phone*

You see, as long as you keep the string taught, it shouldn't be too bad.


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