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Post 41

Classic Krissy

Well.. do you think our religion needs one?


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Post 42

beetle, return of

I think every religion needs a handsome sidekick.


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Post 43

Classic Krissy

Allright then. Beetle is officially the Handsome Sidekick for the Second Advent Yoinkists.

Bubster, welcome this new lamb to the fold as is appropriate. smiley - winkeye


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Post 44

bubster

*yoinks all o' beetle's dignity and runs for the hills*


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Post 45

Classic Krissy

Amen.


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Post 46

beetle, return of

What are we folding again?


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Post 47

bubster

*brings in some pre-yoinked laundry*


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Post 48

Classic Krissy

*begins to fold in a religious ferver*

HALELUJIA!!!

Can I get an AMEN?

ROLL THESE SOCKS!


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Post 49

beetle, return of

*does his sidekick duties and rolls socks around the room*


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Post 50

bubster

Roll them faster! Roll them faster! I'll go and yoink the people from Guinness.


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Post 51

beetle, return of

*rolls the socks into a pint of beer*

Anyone want to suck a sock?


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Post 52

Classic Krissy

Ahhhh sock suckin'... our very first commandment.


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Post 53

beetle, return of

We have commandments? Can i command that there be mandatory oreo consumption twice a week?


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Post 54

Classic Krissy

Oh you So can. I command that the religious room always be filled with soft things to lay on and that everyone gets their own pair of fuzzy slippers.


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Post 55

beetle, return of

What if we don't want fuzzy slippers? What if we want fuzzy navels (which i don't drink, but some people do)


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Post 56

Classic Krissy

Too bad. That's the personal sacrifice that the yoinkists demand. Fuzzy slippers: no fuzzy navels.

It's in the holy book. Page 3.


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Post 57

beetle, return of

We have a book?


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Post 58

Classic Krissy

We sure as sugar do!!

*heaves the book up onto the table*

Hmm...I'll get you a taller stool. It's pretty big.

And a highlighter... you'll need a highlighter.

*runs off*


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Post 59

beetle, return of

Don't forget sticky pads! I need sticky pads!


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Post 60

Classic Krissy

AHHH!!!

*races around looking for sticky pads, paperclips, alagator clips, red pens, blue pens, pencils, erasers, letter openers...*

AGGGGHHHH!!!

I think there is a rule on page 8,990,634 that I'm not required to do this!!


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