h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...if the Babelfish can't even do my Spanish homework?!

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Recipe for Pan Tity:

The fat and the hornada flour square 8-inch leak; position to a side. Preheating the furnace to 400 degrees of Fareinheit. Place the egg yolks, the sugar, milk and the oil in an average bowl of source. Dressing gown 1 minute with the electrical mixer in speed. Add vanilla. In a sieve, it combines the flour, the leavening in dust and the salt. Sift in mixture of the egg yolk. Blow at the low speed until faces conscientiously combined, that they scrape of the bowl of source with a rubber spatula. Dressing gown the targets of the egg in a small bowl of source until he is right. Folding the striken targets of the egg in batter. Give return when batter in the prepared casserole. Place in furnace and you reduce immediately the heat to 375. Cook to the furnace until the cake has doubled of size, near 10 minutes; reduce the heat to 350. Cook to the furnace near 30 minutes more of length until a wood selection inserted in center comes outside clean. Refresh the cake in casserole in a shelf 10 minutes.
Clear of the casserole and you refresqúese totally in the shelf. Marks a cake of the square 8-inch.

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Sheez, don't tell me I'm actually going to have to *do* homework. Not with eight days of school left! Not with... with... only... three or four more days that I have to show up to that class... oh, hell.

Only 8 more school days for you? Lucky. We still have 19. I know what you mean about the homework though. At this point it all seems so trivial. As much as I will miss some things about high school, I am ready to graduate. Every class is like a waiting room, while we wait for them to call our name. Do you feel the same way?

What you will mash the spatula with the large purple egg!! HAHAHA!

I dare you to cook that. I DARE YOU. hahahahahahahahahaha!!

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Yes.