h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Far be it from me to break with, quite literally, years of tradition...

Therefore, right on cue (well, consistently OFF cue at any rate), here I am! I am now three years, and three days old - and, therefore, a happy toddler.

Why didn't I post this on 16 September? Not because I forgot at all, of course (such a suggestion is absurd - being omnipresent, I also never forget, or so it is claimed) - but, rather, in keeping with the n years and n days theme, the time for the post was right. ("A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." springs to mind.) Yes, I am on a 366 day year, except on leap years, when I am logically on a 367 day year.

I know I'm not about that much any more, but I still remember you guys. The question is whether anyone "out there" (or, from another perspective, IN there, IN the computer) actually still remembers me...


Rho

Timing being everything then.

Yeah I remember you! You used to proofread everthing I sent into PR.

Happy Birthday! Would you like a teething ring?

Yes of course I remember you.

Is there any left over? I'm feeling a bit peckish right now.

at the feet of the 'Omnipresent One'