h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well today I sold art work
I'm a real official money earning artist

I sold two things at the degree show for the grand total of £320
not bad for a days work
thank-you very much to the nice gentleman who bought the things,

*dance*

Congratulations!

well done dr

true the sale was followed by me enanely giggling once the cheque was handed over and the nice man had walked far enough away that he wouldn't here me....

don't tell the taxman

I havn't earned that much!

they'll nick pennies off you, so

which reminds me,
must go to the bank tomorrow

I go to mine often, but they still don't offer me a cup of

I don't think they can afford to what with them paying themselves so much,
but sometimes mine gives away glasses of sherry at Christmas

conversation goes like

Hello Mr ......
Hello! can I have

I know coffee is expensive these days
and starbucks is springing up everywhere
but looking for it in the bank is a step too far

I go in mine at least once a week, thought I'd get on staff outings now

honery staff member

not far off

show up twice a week and they make you morgage advisor

done that often, twice a week - Mondays and Thursdays