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Stop England - I Want To Get Off
Zucchini Started conversation Sep 25, 2002
Upon hearing from my landlady that she is thinking of selling the house, my heart sinks. This is bad news. I don't think I can face moving house _again_. So here's the plan: I'm going to sell everything I own and buy a one way ticket to Japan. I'll probably get deported or maybe I'll get lucky (there must be lots of demand for an english-only speaking pleb with no skills). Hmm, maybe I shouldn't sell _everything_; my shoes and passport might be handy.
Stop England - I Want To Get Off
Aniki Posted Sep 27, 2002
FAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNTAAAASTICCCCCCCCCCCCC
I wanna go to Japan too!!! 
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Zucchini Posted Sep 28, 2002
Fine, I'll sell everything you've got too...:>
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Raindawn - Keeper of Bookshelves that Defy the Laws of Physics Posted Oct 12, 2002
Just shoes and a passport???
Goodness! Don't forget your towel! 
Cheers! 
--Raindawn
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Lee Posted Jan 3, 2003
What were you thinking man!? Of course you need your towel! One with daisies is preferable. See THHGTTG for tips on the nutritional values of these sacred relics.
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Zucchini Posted Jan 6, 2003
I was thinking of buying a towel when I got there... but of course I will need one for the journey too! How else will I know how far I've travelled? Thanks for reminding me.
I've recently discovered how handy it is to have a towel in every room of the house.
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