h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well that's put us in our place then . Hehe, I'm wondering how much stick you'll get about this . How do you feel now that you've published some of your work!

I feel like a real poet......or prat!

It isn't that bad is it?

I did format it but it doesn't take straight away.

Don't worry I think it would go down a storm amongst the other ladies on this site . And even as a bloke type fella, I thought it was good But as a bloke I'm not allowed to admit to that!

I read it to a boyfriend once and he always viewed me with suspiscion after that!

Don't think I'll submit it though because my ego couldn't take such a heartfelt masterpiece being rejected!

When did you write it? And did your boyfriend know what to say when you read it to him!

I wrote it about 10 years ago and that boyfriend was v. egotistical so I used to enjoy tormenting him with things like that!

So that's quite an old one then! I bet you put him in his place though! Did he ever win?

Nah! I dumped him which he never really forgave me for! It made a change to win against a boyfriend though. i usually do a good impression of a doormat!

Awww... What can I say... *hugs*

I wasn't actually looking for sympathy but ok then!
I'm not like that now in case you hadn't already guessed!

So what changed you then? Or is that another topic for email? I think this email might end up as a whole series of emails!

Definitely e-mail and we'd have to have known each other for at least a fotnight!
Not really! I think going out with a lowlife like him changed me. I realised I was worth more. Sometimes you meet people like that and it just changes the whole way you view yourself and you have to turn that to positive effect!

Ooooh! Very deep for 10 to 1 in the morning. Must be the vodka talking!

Hehe yeah, must have been the vodka! I didn't expect that, but you're right. Things like that do change you... they always say you learn from your mistakes don't they...

So what happens after a fortnight then? And why haven't I got a drink!

Well, in internet terms a fortnight is practically an engagement! (Really am joking )

I did offer you a drink. Anyway I'm on water now - trying to prevent a headache tomorrow!

hehe well, we'll have to wait and see eh The only problem with the internet is the service isn't up to much

Have you drunk a lot then?

Only 4 large vodkas and I don't feel drunk - That's worrying! i don't normally frink at home but it's Friday night and I'm at home!

So what would you normally be doing on a friday then? I'd be tucked up in bed by now normally!

we do all sorts of things but it depends who organises it. Things are a bit QT at the mo because people have been ill or on holiday so there haven't been any big events. We don't do anything on a regular basis.

So chatting to me has filled a gap in your social calendar then at least!

Yeah but the weather's gettign warmer and the summer barbeque round will soon start, so bye!......... You make me sound really sad!