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Caleb Posted May 22, 1999
It's funny to know that this exact same converastion occors every night with my sister.
"Mommy?"
"Go to bed!"
"My tummy hurts!"
"Go to bed!"
"But, Mom-"
"GO TO BED!!!!!"
Strange? Yes.
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Ginger The Feisty Posted May 22, 1999
Well, the maternal instinct is supposed to be in born but this is the first sign I ever saw of it!
You can talk anyway, I saw the fatherly advice you gave him about girlfriends etc
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Caleb Posted May 22, 1999
And I STILL don't have one.
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Doug Dastardly Posted May 22, 1999
Hehe 
. Did I do good or what? I should be an agony aunt.. no wait.. an agony uncle! 
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Caleb Posted May 22, 1999
What is an agony aunt/uncle?
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Ginger The Feisty Posted May 22, 1999
One of those people that really sad people write to in newspapers to off load all their problems & so they can get advice like "Pull your socks up & stop whinging"
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Doug Dastardly Posted May 22, 1999
Now that sounds like it should be an entry for the guide! Cor - we've been chatting for hours and we've just got "relavant!" -SHOCK-
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Ginger The Feisty Posted May 22, 1999
Bagsy i wtite that entry for the guide - and yes I know I said I was going to bed!
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Doug Dastardly Posted May 22, 1999
Ok, it's all yours. After all you came up with that, rather excellent description! .
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Caleb Posted May 22, 1999
Well, thanks for that, nice description. Can't be rejected.
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Ginger The Feisty Posted May 23, 1999
Do you think I could make a career out of this ?
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Caleb Posted May 23, 1999
It's likely. Poetry? Sure. Maybe. No. (kidding)
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Ginger The Feisty Posted May 23, 1999
Unfortunately I don't think the pay will be very good!
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Caleb Posted May 23, 1999
Somewhere along the lines of $2.50 (1 pound) a poem.
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Ginger The Feisty Posted May 23, 1999
That would be £1.00 a poem so $1.50. I take it math isn't your strong point. And thanks for the offer but I'll wait for a higher bidder!
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Caleb Posted May 23, 1999
It's not. I have a "B" (above average)
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Ginger The Feisty Posted May 23, 1999
That's better than I ever got and I'm an accountant.
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Caleb Posted May 23, 1999
Where do you work. I'll be sure to avoid it next time I'm in England.
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Ginger The Feisty Posted May 23, 1999
Have you ever seen England? It's way too small to avoid anything!
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Caleb Posted May 23, 1999
According to my map, england is two inches wide (5 cm). And you live on this thing?
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