h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Even more embarrassing my poem had made it to the front page! I wonder what people will make of that!

Yeah, the smell of cremated food wafting over garden fences everywhere, and the screeching of tyres as people take their loved one to casualty with food poisoning! I can't wait! .

Cor so now you're pulished AND advertised! I'll have to go and have a look ay your poetry page and see if you've had any feedback!

Last bank holiday, when it was hot, I was still asleep & the bedroom window was open. All of a sudden the word "Barbeque" reached into my brain from next door's garden. I had to leap up and get my wahing in before they lit it. The ratbages weren't even going to tell me and I'd have to have gone round all week smelling of char grilled animal flesh - which is not nice for a veggie!

I know what you mean. There's a bloke over the road who really makes a very bad smell with his BBQ's. They smell like burning tyres! Well, perhaps, they are burning tyres! I can understand what you mean about your washing smelling of BBQ food! Even for a non-veggie it's not very nice smell of last weekends BBQ!

I just find it particularly offensive! - And on Nov 5th they don't tell me they are having fireworks so it scares the hell out of the rabbits!

Now that's a bit irresponsible. Are your neighbours the reason you're moving!? Our next door neighbour just wanders around the back garden talking to his gnomes!

No they are usually very nice. I'm moving because I want a bigger house for parties. Unfortunately that means more housework so I'll have to get a woman who does!

A woman who does parties?! That's a pretty serious reason for moving!

Just thought I'd but in and say hi

I've mentioned this before, but one of my hobbies is the dark art of spellchecker poetry (of which some is published on my website - follow the banner link on my h2g2 site)

just be carefull not to attempt to read too much meaning into it!!

No, a woman who does housework! I'm the woman who does parties!

hmm - I've already said that haven't I

to say I had a memory like a sieve is an exageration, since a sieve actually catches things

I'm more of a black hole

Cor Are You well, I didn't think you were the one who did the housework!

Just tried to get on line to chat to u but don't know how I get there from your website. Please explain in idiot terms!

Did you get to the yahoo site? All you need to do to start with is click on the log on and then go through the new user process...

Trying again in my new window! I love learning new things !

Well, using these forums aren't the easiest way to go through these things with another person! Hope it's going ok!

See my message in one of the other forums (i've lost track of which one)

I saw your other message - that's the problem with chatting like this - its not designed as a real time chat system... I'm sure they'll get really really annoyed if we keep doing it!

Until e-mail is fixed this will have to do.