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Good advice, Red Dog. It wouldn't be good for his own whalefare.

I'm turtley disgusted at the quality of punning.

Particularly mine.

I can't even keep to things that look like fish.

It's okay, D, just so long as you don't get cod.

You're going to hake me for this DD but trevelly time you mention I break out in a wrasse or a cod sweat

Red Dog, you need to get out of this plaice before salmon with mussels hits you in your manta.

Bream on ! I'm a sticklebacker for accuracy and we both know they'd just flounder against me. I fear no roe. Let them do their wurst !





I seem to have wandered into German meat products for some reason

Well, I'll stick by you, RD - we're stronger as a grouper. And DD, I'd suggest you mullet over yourself, unless, of course you'd puffer to get your bass kicked. Together, we are sure to conger! We can let RD be the boss - our opponents would never be able to kielbasa.

That's more pike it

I know how to pickerel winner.

You've never been exactly koi about that.

I could carp on for ages like this.

Yes, there's no trout about it. DD, you might want to jot these down, if you have some pay-pirana pencil.

Sigh. I'm easy - fry thin fish my Dad always said.

Does your dad live in Absardine, too? I'd betta year's wage that he's not as big a sucker as some who live there.

You know, once we fin-ish here, we could go to a delicatessen that I know. They have great chicken, beef, hammerhead cheese. And if you want seconds on the pasta, they are happy to serve you some marlin guini.

If you care to open the dorsal join you. It'll give me a porpoise you know. As my sister (the one with the stutter) used to say about me to my parents "Ma he Ma he ..... Ma he took my skate ".

Sounds good. And if you want some music, I've been li-stingray-dio stations that you might like.

If it was sturgeont I'd tuna in of course

times a million...

Well, I found a station that plays B.B.King - I know you think he's one of the best beluga-tarists ever.