h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Incidentally, apart from the fearsome mass media infiltration into Time Magazine (yes, Dobbs is the official Fraud of the Century), the yetisyn have been going from strength to strength recently, with a whole new lush website design. So for all still pink yeti's, lackeys, wannabe's, hanger-onners, and followers of the great god trend, there is simple no other way. Of course there is no way I would try and convert you to the path of least resistance, but if you are ready, I just wont need to. It's kind of like the force like that, y'know the whole jedi thing. Yeah, George probably read a pamphlet.